What'd you get?

I posted it already, but neutral good. I was talking to Erives, 'cause he was saying it was long, but I was saying it wasn't that long.

I was a little disappointed that Verb didn't go full Lawful on the test to be honest.

I was a little disappointed that Verb didn't go full Lawful on the test to be honest.

eh, if it means i have to rat out on my fellow poorfolk and be pedantic about the proceedings of kid's lemonade stand for the sake of upholding the law, maybe being a paragon of virtue isn't worth it lol

see, it's not that i'm lawful, necessarily--maybe pragmatically, but more closely, i'd describe myself as... more ethically conscious than the average bear. and that comes with following a bunch of laws that we've established already--but it also means i can stretch or disregard some entirely. basically, a noam chomsky-esque take on it. i don't follow laws blindly. like jaywalking! if there was a jaywalking question, you bet your ass that i'd gain some evil/chaos karma for that. lol

if there were questions like, "do you think you could ever kill a person under the right circumstances?" or "do you drink alcohol in the first place" (instead of imposing the drunkenness on you in one question), i'd probably lean even more towards good/lawful

I retook the test, pretending to be the goodiest goody-two-shoes that I could be, and I still managed only to get 94% good, 61% lawful.

Retaking the test as myself again, picking slightly different options. This time, I got:
72.2% (+22.2%) good, 43.6% (+28.2%) lawful (lawful good)

I didn't think I chose that different of options... Well, we'll call this one, "Verb on a good day," and the last one, "Verb on a shitty day."

jack the ripper

Hey, he got away with it.

You are 5.6% Good.
You are 15.4% Chaotic.
Alignment: True Neutral

      You do whatever seems like a good idea at the time. You don't feel any strong inclination towards good vs. evil or law vs. chaos. Some may say that you lack conviction, while others might admire you for your capability of remaining unbiased. You likely prefer good versus evil in society, since good people tend to make better neighbors and rulers, but you are not personally committed to upholding good in any abstract or universal way.
      You are the stereotypical “Balancer.” You act in a way that is natural to you without prejudice or compulsion.

I retook the test, pretending to be the goodiest goody-two-shoes that I could be, and I still managed only to get 94% good, 61% lawful.

Retaking the test as myself again, picking slightly different options. This time, I got:
72.2% (+22.2%) good, 43.6% (+28.2%) lawful (lawful good)

I didn't think I chose that different of options... Well, we'll call this one, "Verb on a good day," and the last one, "Verb on a shitty day."

Well, the problem is that lawful doesn't necessarily mean good. Lawful Evil is a completely real thing. The way the questions are set up are so that you get a combination of lawful and chaotic, good and evil choices. Sometimes being the goody two-shoes means making the chaotic or neutral choice instead of lawful.

Out of the four or so True Neutrals so far, I'm still the most neutral of them all. I'm channeling that First Champion power.

You are 50% Good.
You are 12.8% Chaotic.

Alignment: Neutral Good

      You do the best good that a person could be expected to do. You are devoted to helping others. You are willing to work with authority figures, but you do not feel any particular allegiance to them.
      You are the stereotypical “Benefactor.” You believe in doing good without any particular bias for or against order.
      Examples of charactersand people who fit into the same alignment as you include Mother Theresa, Ghandi, Gandalf, Indiana Jones, O-Bi-Wan Kenobi, Luke Skywalker, Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, and the Dalai Lama.

The benefactor part is false

I got Lawful Neutral and True Neutral both times I did it.
Forgot to get the percentages, but they were all pretty low.

This test seems to be full of shit, I tried answering with more of a "fuck this" attitude and still got neutral.

You are 69.4% Good.
You are 35.9% Lawful.
Alignment: Lawful Good

      As a lawful good person, you tend to act as you are expected to. You tell the truth, keep your word, help those in need, and speak out against injustice. You believe that the guilty deserve to be punished. You believe in bringing good to the most people possible while doing a minimum amount of harm. You are stern but fair.
      You are the stereotypical “Crusader.” You combine honor and compassion.
      Examples of characters and people who fit into the same alignment as you include Superman, Abraham Lincoln, Phileas Fogg, Captain Picard, Sherlock Holmes, and The Tick (who is also sometimes revered to be “Lawful Stupid.”

Superman

omg

I got Lawful Neutral and True Neutral both times I did it.
Forgot to get the percentages, but they were all pretty low.

This test seems to be full of shit, I tried answering with more of a "fuck this" attitude and still got neutral.

You can't have a "fuck this" attitude and expect to get anything else other than neutral.

If you wanted evil/chaotic, you would've had a selfish or psychopathic attitude towards the questions.