Tfw your balls are silky smooth

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When it's hot and your balls dangle like a pendulum


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Only shaved my ball sack once and pretty much never again


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Get of my lawn
Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place
Gonna hurt, nig.  At least the first time.  Drink a lil before you go


 
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Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place
You could always use Nair. Just make sure you get the sensitive skin kind, and maybe test it someplace small like your forearm before ever daring to put it in sensitive regions.


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Only shaved my ball sack once and pretty much never again

It's easier to shave if your balls are shriveled up


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place
You could always use Nair. Just make sure you get the sensitive skin kind, and maybe test it someplace small like your forearm before ever daring to put it in sensitive regions.
Veet works better, Nair gave me burn scars.  But I wouldn't it down that low.


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Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs.

Yes I'll suck them.


 
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Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs.

Yes I'll suck them.
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Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place
You could always use Nair. Just make sure you get the sensitive skin kind, and maybe test it someplace small like your forearm before ever daring to put it in sensitive regions.
Veet works better, Nair gave me burn scars.  But I wouldn't it down that low.
I hear people say that, but thankfully I never get them.


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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place
You could always use Nair. Just make sure you get the sensitive skin kind, and maybe test it someplace small like your forearm before ever daring to put it in sensitive regions.
Veet works better, Nair gave me burn scars.  But I wouldn't it down that low.
I hear people say that, but thankfully I never get them.
Does it last for you?  Cuz for the trouble it was, especially on my face, it wasn't worth it


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Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs.

Yes I'll suck them.
Thank you Mr Chappelle


 
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Silky smooth like my mittens.


 
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Reminds me. I promised Al Baghdadi I'd get them waxed. Gotta call that place
You could always use Nair. Just make sure you get the sensitive skin kind, and maybe test it someplace small like your forearm before ever daring to put it in sensitive regions.
Veet works better, Nair gave me burn scars.  But I wouldn't it down that low.
I hear people say that, but thankfully I never get them.
Does it last for you?  Cuz for the trouble it was, especially on my face, it wasn't worth it
I think Nair specifically is for your body. The skin on your face is far more sensitive and different than the your body.

And yes, around 2 1/2 weeks or so.


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Oh my god, those balls are as smooth as eggs.

Yes I'll suck them.
I've played out the scenario a million times in my head, and that's how it ends every single time.