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lay off the gay se- oh

Stop working your glutes every day, you're supposed to do a rotation.

No, I was walking down some stairs, guy behind me was in a rush and brushed past me rather forcefully, I almost fell forward, but I compensated by leaning backwards, only I did it too much nd I wound up sliding down the steps. When I met with my friend he saw me sort of hobbling towards him and he asked me what happened, I told him what happened. As we were walking, I continued with "I wish he hadn't been so forcefull." An older lady walking past us only heard this part, and she looked at me with a deeply shocked, I said "It's not like that, some dick just went into me while I wasn't looking." This just made things worse, so I decided to cut my losses and start walking away as fast as my sore butt could.

Just lean forwards against a wall, and stick your ass out a little and play with it and massage it until it feels better, make sure to pay extra attention to your butthole because it can be very tender and sensitive. You might moan and grunt and gasp a bit, and people might think it's strange but you can just tell them that your arse was throbbing and hot and you couldn't wait any longer.

ahem

Growing up, kids at school assumed I didn't have a mom because they would always see my dad everywhere and never see my mom.

I even had a few of them ask me "I don't want to be messed up or anything but do you have a mom?"

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