tfw you try to pee with a boner

Quote from: Sᴏʟ Sᴘɪʀɪᴛ on July 01, 2015, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 04:19:20 AM
Uh

What
willy
I know.

Why would you even try to pee with an erection?

Sometimes you just have to.

True Turquoise · July 01, 2015, 06:15:04 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T WILL RISE AGAIN on July 01, 2015, 06:14:41 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 06:13:17 AM
Quote from: Sᴏʟ Sᴘɪʀɪᴛ on July 01, 2015, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 04:19:20 AM
Uh

What
willy
I know.

Why would you even try to pee with an erection?
Sometimes you just have to.

...right

Naoto · July 01, 2015, 06:38:19 AM

You're welcome

Elegiac · July 01, 2015, 06:43:25 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 06:15:04 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T WILL RISE AGAIN on July 01, 2015, 06:14:41 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 06:13:17 AM
Quote from: Sᴏʟ Sᴘɪʀɪᴛ on July 01, 2015, 06:12:14 AM
Quote from: True Turquoise on July 01, 2015, 04:19:20 AM
Uh

What
willy
I know.

Why would you even try to pee with an erection?
Sometimes you just have to.
...right

like when you have an erection but you need to urinate

DAS B00T x2 · July 01, 2015, 06:46:14 AM

Quote from: Naoto on July 01, 2015, 06:38:19 AM

You're welcome

I don't want my dick in the water though.

Naoto · July 01, 2015, 06:48:07 AM

Quote from: DAS B00T WILL RISE AGAIN on July 01, 2015, 06:46:14 AM

Quote from: Naoto on July 01, 2015, 06:38:19 AM
You're welcome
I don't want my dick in the water though.

Purchase a deeper non pleb bowl or build a contraption to level you higher off the ground.

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Word Wizard · July 01, 2015, 07:14:46 AM

Buy a giant funnel.

TB · July 01, 2015, 09:26:25 AM

Kitsune 狐 · July 01, 2015, 09:40:38 AM

Hot.

jk that's gotta suck, and this is why I am glad I have a cuntgina.

Dopameme · July 01, 2015, 09:46:10 AM

you will all most likely laugh at me and call me a bitch when i say this but idgaf

sit down and pee when you have a boner, it's the most foolproof method of pissing without painting your toilet and bathroom floor yellow

Mat Cauthon · July 01, 2015, 10:32:36 AM

Just change your own position and everything's good.

Casper · July 01, 2015, 11:04:45 AM

Just.. sit.

eggsalad · July 01, 2015, 11:07:10 AM

Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:04:45 AM

Just.. sit.

gats · July 01, 2015, 11:07:26 AM

>implying you have a penis

Casper · July 01, 2015, 11:08:13 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on July 01, 2015, 11:07:10 AM

Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:04:45 AM
Just.. sit.

Push it down.
Unless it touches the bowl... eugh

eggsalad · July 01, 2015, 11:11:09 AM

Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:08:13 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on July 01, 2015, 11:07:10 AM
Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:04:45 AM
Just.. sit.

Push it down.
Unless it touches the bowl... eugh

but that burns my urethra

Casper · July 01, 2015, 11:13:50 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on July 01, 2015, 11:11:09 AM

Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:08:13 AM
Quote from: eggsalad on July 01, 2015, 11:07:10 AM
Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:04:45 AM
Just.. sit.

Push it down.
Unless it touches the bowl... eugh
but that burns my urethra

Then chop it off!

DAS B00T x2 · July 01, 2015, 11:15:39 AM

Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:13:50 AM

Quote from: eggsalad on July 01, 2015, 11:11:09 AM
Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:08:13 AM
Quote from: eggsalad on July 01, 2015, 11:07:10 AM
Quote from: Casper on July 01, 2015, 11:04:45 AM
Just.. sit.

Push it down.
Unless it touches the bowl... eugh
but that burns my urethra
Then chop it off!

Why would you ever suggest such a thing?