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Busta Nut | Heroic Posting Riot
 
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When you work in less than four hours.

I should just die.


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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
Or call out


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Been there, done that, shown up to morning formation still drunk after an hours sleep.

You feel?


 
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"With the first link, the chain is forged. The first speech censured, the first thought forbidden, the first freedom denied, chains us all irrevocably."
—Judge Aaron Satie
——Carmen
why did you go and do something stupid like that


 
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why did you go and do something stupid like that
close, but i would've started the sentence with the word "now" for a little extra added condescension


 
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i also wouldn't have said it to this OP because i have no connection to him whatsoever

and he appears to know full-well how much of a wreck he is anyway


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Get of my lawn
Been there, done that, shown up to morning formation still drunk after an hours sleep.

You feel?

Yeup

Oddly I scored higher on my marksmanship qualification those days...

Must've been looser


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His eyebrows sparkling, his white beard hangs down to his chest. The thatched mats, spread outside his chise, spread softly, his splendid attos. He polishes, cross-legged, his makiri, with his eyes completely absorbed.

He is Ainu.

The god of Ainu Mosir, Ae-Oine Kamuy, descendant of Okiku-Rumi, He perishes, a living corpse. The summers day, the white sunlight, unabrushed, ends simply through his breath alone.
Iktf

Except I work at 7am, so I'll just be hungover


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Get of my lawn
The worst time of this was $0.50 pitchers at my local club. I don't have a clue how many I drank. One moment I am in the club, the next I am at parade rest being screamed at that I smelled like a fucking brewery.

I guess I missed first formation. Oops. Then I was on the bus to the range. No transition, just snapped in and out. By then I had sobered up enough to stay there in the moment. Still drunk AF, but aware the whole time.

I never shot so well in my life.

As punishment the company commander put me and a few others on brass detail. We got it done and a range cadre asked if we could do a special detail for him. The platoon leader said ok, thinking it would further our suffering.

Nope.

They had 25 AT4's that they had to fire for "budget reasons." In the government budget is use it or lose it. Inventory was the next day, and the range had to show these as fired or they couldn't order as many next fiscal year.

So I don't know what the lesson was that day