tfw missed training because of shave in conjunction with late bus

Desty · February 12, 2018, 10:45:53 AM

It's all the bus' fault.

Desty · February 12, 2018, 10:47:34 AM

I needed to see girls in tights

and you took that away from me, nihilistic bus driver

Never forget that

Desty · February 12, 2018, 10:48:49 AM

Guess I'll check the next best thing

YouTube

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 12, 2018, 10:51:18 AM

I would have given you lift if I could. move to Dublin please.

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 12, 2018, 10:54:39 AM

What did you shave btw?

Desty · February 12, 2018, 11:05:21 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 10:54:39 AM

What did you shave btw?

Beard

Desty · February 12, 2018, 11:05:43 AM

I don't get enough action to shave my dick

Desty · February 12, 2018, 11:06:26 AM

and my body isn't exactly looking the best right now, so shaving that is like waxing your feet

Desty · February 12, 2018, 11:07:01 AM

so yeah I shaved my beard. Shit was getting itchy

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 12, 2018, 11:16:57 AM

How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?

Desty · February 12, 2018, 02:08:21 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 11:16:57 AM

How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?

I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 12, 2018, 03:07:27 PM

Quote from: Desty on February 12, 2018, 02:08:21 PM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 11:16:57 AM
How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry

Dick in subway? Like cherrios sort of dick-in-food or you pissed off the staff and now they jazzed in your sandwich way?

Desty · February 13, 2018, 09:41:26 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 03:07:27 PM

Quote from: Desty on February 12, 2018, 02:08:21 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 11:16:57 AM
How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry
Dick in subway? Like cherrios sort of dick-in-food or you pissed off the staff and now they jazzed in your sandwich way?

None of those. He put his dick in a sandwich and offered her the sandwich. She declined so he ate it

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · February 13, 2018, 09:50:06 AM

Quote from: Desty on February 13, 2018, 09:41:26 AM

Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 03:07:27 PM
Quote from: Desty on February 12, 2018, 02:08:21 PM
Quote from: FatherlyNick on February 12, 2018, 11:16:57 AM
How does it feel to uh.. feel wind on your neck again?
I didn't go outside

anyway, there's this chick that got me weak in the discord

she told me about dick in subway sandwich and some other shit that made my brain cry
Dick in subway? Like cherrios sort of dick-in-food or you pissed off the staff and now they jazzed in your sandwich way?
None of those. He put his dick in a sandwich and offered her the sandwich. She declined so he ate it

I'd probably decline too tbh.

Korra · February 13, 2018, 01:04:15 PM

I guess you could call this a close shave!

Desty · February 13, 2018, 02:08:32 PM

Quote from: DELET THIS on February 13, 2018, 01:04:15 PM

I guess you could call this a close shave!

delete this