tell me your zodiac sign, and i will give you your horoscope

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:47:36 PM

cause thats all my major is good for

thepanzieman · December 07, 2015, 07:48:55 PM

vagina

or if you're a faggot, taurus

Verbatim · December 07, 2015, 07:49:10 PM

my sister genuinely believes in astrology

it's embarrassing

Pippen · December 07, 2015, 07:49:14 PM

I can look that up in a second.

But fine, Aries

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:49:38 PM

Quote from: thepanzieman on December 07, 2015, 07:48:55 PM

vagina

or if you're a faggot, taurus

youll never get near a vagina

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:50:19 PM

Quote from: Verbatim on December 07, 2015, 07:49:10 PM

my sister genuinely believes in astrology

it's embarrassing

your future is grim, until you eliminate her from life

Kiwicake · December 07, 2015, 07:50:57 PM

I'm a Capricorn

Thun · December 07, 2015, 07:51:03 PM

Ophiuchus

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:51:15 PM

Quote from: Pip on December 07, 2015, 07:49:14 PM

I can look that up in a second.

But fine, Aries

you have nothing going for you in life

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:52:18 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on December 07, 2015, 07:50:57 PM

I'm a Capricorn

you will remain a happy kiwi forever

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:53:17 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 07:51:03 PM

Ophiuchus

the amount of dicks you encounter will satisfy your huge void in your mouth

Thun · December 07, 2015, 07:53:59 PM

Quote from: Naru x Oh on December 07, 2015, 07:53:17 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 07:51:03 PM
Ophiuchus
the amount of dicks you encounter will satisfy your huge void in your mouth

Looks like things are starting to look up for me :^)

thepanzieman · December 07, 2015, 07:54:32 PM

Quote from: Naru x Oh on December 07, 2015, 07:49:38 PM

Quote from: thepanzieman on December 07, 2015, 07:48:55 PM
vagina

or if you're a faggot, taurus
youll never get near a vagina

but I have

i was literally born in one.

Elegiac · December 07, 2015, 07:54:34 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on December 07, 2015, 07:50:57 PM

I'm a Capricorn

Naru · December 07, 2015, 07:55:08 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on December 07, 2015, 07:54:34 PM

Quote from: Fruitcake on December 07, 2015, 07:50:57 PM
I'm a Capricorn

many foxes cover your path

Korra · December 07, 2015, 07:56:27 PM

Sagittarius

Thun · December 07, 2015, 07:57:05 PM

But what's your major, OP?

Pippen · December 07, 2015, 07:58:42 PM

Quote from: Naru x Oh on December 07, 2015, 07:51:15 PM

Quote from: Pip on December 07, 2015, 07:49:14 PM
I can look that up in a second.

But fine, Aries
you have nothing going for you in life

Kinda true tbh

Naru · December 07, 2015, 08:00:37 PM

Quote from: Korra on December 07, 2015, 07:56:27 PM

Sagittarius

best girl will come to you in life

Naru · December 07, 2015, 08:01:01 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 07:57:05 PM

But what's your major, OP?

astronomy, fam

clum clum · December 07, 2015, 08:01:39 PM

Capricorn

Busta Nut · December 07, 2015, 08:01:55 PM

Leo.

Reow

Naru · December 07, 2015, 08:04:24 PM

Quote from: KinderEssen on December 07, 2015, 08:01:39 PM

Capricorn

twinks and faggots will soon come on your face, just give it time

Naru · December 07, 2015, 08:05:08 PM

Quote from: Blankina on December 07, 2015, 08:01:55 PM

Leo.

Reow

your faggotry will soon exceed maximum levels, and you will receive something huge

Casper · December 07, 2015, 08:05:59 PM

I'm a Pisces , I'm emotional and cry about everything.

Thun · December 07, 2015, 08:06:14 PM

Quote from: Naru x Oh on December 07, 2015, 08:01:01 PM

Quote from: Thunder on December 07, 2015, 07:57:05 PM
But what's your major, OP?
astronomy, fam

that's not the same thing you ass wipe.

Casper · December 07, 2015, 08:07:53 PM

Quote from: KinderEssen on December 07, 2015, 08:01:39 PM

Capricorn

Capricorns are literally the worst, followed by aquariuses and virgos.

DAS B00T x2 · December 07, 2015, 08:08:10 PM

I'm one of dem dere bull constellation peoples.

Naru · December 07, 2015, 08:08:45 PM

Quote from: Casper on December 07, 2015, 08:05:59 PM

I'm a Pisces , I'm emotional and cry about everything.

oss will soon give you something to cry about in bed

Busta Nut · December 07, 2015, 08:08:55 PM

Quote from: Naru x Oh on December 07, 2015, 08:05:08 PM

Quote from: Blankina on December 07, 2015, 08:01:55 PM
Leo.

Reow
your faggotry will soon exceed maximum levels, and you will receive something huge

Could said huge thing be a big hug from you?