Tell me why I should kill myself

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 10:30:38 AM

Sure my job sucks sometimes and I don't particularly like where I live, but I can't find a good enough reason to kill myself.

I have friends, I have a cuddle buddy, I'm losing the extra weight I've accrued for years, I quit smoking, caffeine doesn't have the stranglehold it used to have on me, and I've been feeling a lot better mentally.

So, what do you think flood, why should I kill myself?

Pippen · June 03, 2016, 10:32:11 AM

Nice thread

gats · June 03, 2016, 10:43:17 AM

you're fat, we need to genocide the fatties

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 10:46:22 AM

Quote from: gats on June 03, 2016, 10:43:17 AM

you're fat, we need to genocide the fatties

I'm losing the weight tho. I look p nice tbh

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 10:46:41 AM

Quote from: ❗️Pip❗️ on June 03, 2016, 10:32:11 AM

Nice thread

That's not a reason

Thun · June 03, 2016, 10:52:54 AM

What's your job? What is the area you live in like?

aREALgod · June 03, 2016, 11:22:26 AM

We're all gonna die anyway, why not just get it over with?

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 11:24:17 AM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on June 03, 2016, 10:52:54 AM

What's your job? What is the area you live in like?

I deliver auto parts, and I live in South Florida which is hot as all hell.

Plus I live in a trailer which isn't ideal, but the money I save is.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 11:24:51 AM

Quote from: aREALgod on June 03, 2016, 11:22:26 AM

We're all gonna die anyway, why not just get it over with?

Best answer so far

Thun · June 03, 2016, 11:34:04 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 11:24:17 AM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on June 03, 2016, 10:52:54 AM
What's your job? What is the area you live in like?

I deliver auto parts, and I live in South Florida which is hot as all hell.

Plus I live in a trailer which isn't ideal, but the money I save is.

being a delivery driver doesn't seem so bad. Try joining UPS or something. Those guys get paid.

If your trailer is at least a double, modern, and well maintained then I don't see the issue. If you live in a shit area, just move your home.

Blonic the Fluxmeister · June 03, 2016, 11:34:52 AM

You didn't save Hitler.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 12:30:56 PM

Quote from: JUSTFLUXMYSHITUP on June 03, 2016, 11:34:52 AM

You didn't save Hitler.

New best answer

Desty · June 03, 2016, 12:34:31 PM

'cause you're not contributing to human progress. You're only using up a finite amount of resources in order to live

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Kitsune 狐 · June 03, 2016, 12:59:03 PM

Squee you got a snuggle buddy!

Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 01:01:16 PM

Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on June 03, 2016, 11:34:04 AM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 11:24:17 AM
Quote from: ⚡ Thunder on June 03, 2016, 10:52:54 AM
What's your job? What is the area you live in like?

I deliver auto parts, and I live in South Florida which is hot as all hell.

Plus I live in a trailer which isn't ideal, but the money I save is.
being a delivery driver doesn't seem so bad. Try joining UPS or something. Those guys get paid.

If your trailer is at least a double, modern, and well maintained then I don't see the issue. If you live in a shit area, just move your home.

You're supposed to be telling me to kill myself, not giving me life advice.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 01:02:07 PM

Quote from: Desty on June 03, 2016, 12:34:31 PM

'cause you're not contributing to human progress. You're only using up a finite amount of resources in order to live

Fuck human progress tbh. We're a shit species.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 01:03:28 PM

Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 12:59:03 PM

Squee you got a snuggle buddy!

Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.

Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.

True Turquoise · June 03, 2016, 01:06:20 PM

Kill me

Kitsune 狐 · June 03, 2016, 01:06:56 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 01:03:28 PM

Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!

Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.

Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.

Trust me I know!!! It's the worst fucking thing I almost chopped off my husband's head.

How long have you been off of em?

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 01:15:02 PM

Quote from: True Turquoise on June 03, 2016, 01:06:20 PM

Kill me

Will do boo boo

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 01:15:50 PM

Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 01:06:56 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 01:03:28 PM
Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!

Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.

Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.

Trust me I know!!! It's the worst fucking thing I almost chopped off my husband's head.

How long have you been off of em?

I haven't smoked regularly for two years, quit nicotine altogether about a year ago.

Kitsune 狐 · June 03, 2016, 01:32:52 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 01:15:50 PM

Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 01:03:28 PM
Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!

Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.

Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.

Trust me I know!!! It's the worst fucking thing I almost chopped off my husband's head.

How long have you been off of em?

I haven't smoked regularly for two years, quit nicotine altogether about a year ago.

Holy crap dude that's impressive! Proud of you.

Dietrich Six · June 03, 2016, 03:25:46 PM

Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 01:32:52 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 01:15:50 PM
Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 01:06:56 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on June 03, 2016, 01:03:28 PM
Quote from: Kits on June 03, 2016, 12:59:03 PM
Squee you got a snuggle buddy!

Also congrats on quitting smoking and letting caffeine go. I know how hard that is.

Shiiiit, quitting smoking was the most difficult thing I've ever done and i still get cravings.

Trust me I know!!! It's the worst fucking thing I almost chopped off my husband's head.

How long have you been off of em?

I haven't smoked regularly for two years, quit nicotine altogether about a year ago.

Holy crap dude that's impressive! Proud of you.

Thanks yo. Shit is pretty cash.