some dumb bitch ran down the halls when we were supposed to be in lock down screaming "they'll never find my stash!". bitch was caught and taken away for drug charges.
University on the other hand... but that's for another thread,
The girl with big boobs fell on me in PE.
>Be in Highschool>Beta as frack>Lunch Period>Sitting alone because no one likes me>Crush comes over and sits in front of me>Boner>Crush notices and smiles>Crush's friend's all come over to talk to her>I get more nervous with so many girls around>I stand up to move, accidentally poke Crush's friend in ear with Pen0r>Spaghetti starts falling out of pockets>Don't know what to do, pull pants down to assert dominance>Make Crush and her friends cum simultaneously>All the males cry at the sight of this mighty member>River of spaghetti now fills the cafeteria>Principal comes busting through the door>Everybody walk the dinosaur
You gotta love them Russians.
So they remove kebab? Or do they support kebab?
Oh. What's your opinion on Serbians?
Greece
So is English your second language or what?
>In Chemistry (lab)>Doing shit with barium>Finish work, begin to clean up>Clean up beakers, scrub down desk>Absentmindedly pour barium down the drain>Five minutes later teachers yells at student using the sink>"Why is there barium at the bottom of the sink?">"I..I.. didn't do that??">Think to myself, 'Oh shit that was me wasn't it?'>Professors continues to bitch to entire class about how we just poisoned the entire city>She's never had a class so idiotic to not follow basic instructions like that>Sink lower into seat>Points to the four at the group's sink>"Well I know it was one of you four who did it">Walks away and dismisses class abruptly>I wonder if that group remembers that it was me who used their group's sink, lol