Tell Great High School/College Stories

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some dumb bitch ran down the halls when we were supposed to be in lock down screaming "they'll never find my stash!". bitch was caught and taken away for drug charges.
Lol


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Don't really have many high school stories to tell...








University on the other hand... but that's for another thread,


 
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fuck you
The girl with big boobs fell on me in PE.



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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
University on the other hand... but that's for another thread,
Please?


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See you Cowgirl,
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The girl with big boobs fell on me in PE.
I bet you tripped her.


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Hahahaha very funny Zonda
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They say you are what you eat, but I don't remember eating mYsELF
This
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two weeks ago

be me
be at ghetto party super drunk
female host and gangster girl start arguing
gangster girls bf pulls out a gun
everyone scared, i start crab walking to him to avoid chest height bullets
friends pull me away and a huge brawl starts on the street
try to get into it but friends take me away and we go to drivers house
give me a 2 bag box of frosted flakes, i finish it and pass out.

good times in my ghetto town


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>Be in Highschool
>Beta as fuck
>Lunch Period
>Sitting alone because no one likes me
>Crush comes over and sits in front of me
>Boner
>Crush notices and smiles
>Crush's friend's all come over to talk to her
>I get more nervous with so many girls around
>I stand up to move, accidentally poke Crush's friend in ear with Pen0r
>Spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
>Don't know what to do, pull pants down to assert dominance
>Make Crush and her friends cum simultaneously
>All the males cry at the sight of this mighty member
>River of spaghetti now fills the cafeteria
>Principal comes busting through the door
>Everybody walk the dinosaur


 
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See you Cowgirl,
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>Be in Highschool
>Beta as frack
>Lunch Period
>Sitting alone because no one likes me
>Crush comes over and sits in front of me
>Boner
>Crush notices and smiles
>Crush's friend's all come over to talk to her
>I get more nervous with so many girls around
>I stand up to move, accidentally poke Crush's friend in ear with Pen0r
>Spaghetti starts falling out of pockets
>Don't know what to do, pull pants down to assert dominance
>Make Crush and her friends cum simultaneously
>All the males cry at the sight of this mighty member
>River of spaghetti now fills the cafeteria
>Principal comes busting through the door
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
Damn you hardcore.


 
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Alright, I'll say one of the less personally incriminating stories. (After all, stories of me putting a bitch in line and punching a guy are plain boring, right?)

Anyway, we were sitting in class during my first year of High School. First of all, at the time I wasn't a model student so to speak and my interests with more practical approaches with computers led me to wind up in a technical high school, where basically most people there, usually, are not that interested in school itself, but just getting through with the system, and then there were other delinquents.

So, what happened during the class, as it was nothing unusual. The math teacher was just showing some stuff on the board, I was in the front row, though, so I was taking my notes, and my classmate next to me on the same desk was texting some of her friends. (She just texted friends, and sometimes used to tease me in class, haven't seen her in a while though)

What happened during that moment was just a loud yell as two guys in the back had picked up a fight. The Russian delinquent who showed up that day, with an almost 2m, bulky guy that stared at him madly. What followed is that the Russian picked up his chair, and wanted to hit the guy, and the chair went on the edge of the window. Suddenly the math teacher halted completely as the chair fell down the window.

The school's principal was walking underneath, and it missed her for a few meters as a lot of the class had shifted to look at the window after the "bump" sound of the metallic chair crushing itself against the ground. The principal came in barging at a record time as we were in the second floor and it took her roughly ten seconds, her face was overly red like a tomato as she held the chair with a hand (She used to be a PE teacher and at her prime went into the olympics as a hammer thrower) and in a few moments she placed the chair inside the classroom which had gotten really quiet as it looked at her, and resumed her posture before saying "So, whoever did this, should come in my office during the break" and nodded at the teacher as she left.

I didn't do anything, but I felt my heart stop at the way she said that one line.
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 09:38:50 PM by Isara


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Russians usually fought with the Albanians, Bulgarians, the guys from Kazakhstan, and the Georgians, and the Greeks. Actually, the Russians fought with everyone, even the other Russians! There were just two of them though. I think one of them graduated last year.

You gotta love them Russians.


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It was all before that joke-- the event I described took place in October 2007, also in Greece you eat the gyros.

So they remove kebab? Or do they support kebab?
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 09:43:53 PM by Isara


 
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We actually had some Serbians in my school. They were usually chill, except that guy which fought with that Albanian outside the school over a relationship intrigue.

Oh. What's your opinion on Serbians?
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Greece
So is English your second language or what?


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My third language, actually. I also know Italian due to my family. English is also the primary language in my current university, and I find myself in communities where people speak English. Everything that I write in terms of short stories, and other texts is in English, and so forth. English feels more like my first language these days.

So is English your second language or what?
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See you Cowgirl,
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>In Chemistry (lab)
>Doing shit with barium
>Finish work, begin to clean up
>Clean up beakers, scrub down desk
>Absentmindedly pour barium down the drain
>Five minutes later teachers yells at student using the sink
>"Why is there barium at the bottom of the sink?"
>"I..I.. didn't do that??"
>Think to myself, 'Oh shit that was me wasn't it?'
>Professors continues to bitch to entire class about how we just poisoned the entire city
>She's never had a class so idiotic to not follow basic instructions like that
>Sink lower into seat
>Points to the four at the group's sink
>"Well I know it was one of you four who did it"
>Walks away and dismisses class abruptly
>I wonder if that group remembers that it was me who used their group's sink, lol
Way to go.


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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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Well, I went to a semi-ghetto school. Typical occurrence was fights that resulted into people being nailed into the wall, tables being broken, folding chairs used as weapons, and weaves being pulled. The craziest thing out of all had to be when some dude pulled out one of those giant ziploc bags full of weed; I'm talking maybe 2 pounds at the least and the teacher didn't fucking notice it, or smell it. I was going to say something at the end of class because I'm a dick like that but realized that I was like the only white kid in class and on top of that, everybody in that class were friends so it would be obvious it was me. Didn't want to end up dead or mugged, so yeah >.>


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I am always around, but never seen. I am often avoided, but you can't out run me. for I will come when you're old and grey, or maybe even the very next day. I will come with cold embrace, and give you rest with a chilled kiss on your face. I come in many forms of emotional state, whether it's irony, love, laughter, or hate. I am everyone's final fate.
Almost got in a fistfight with my ugly gym teacher.


 
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If this thread stays afloat then I might share some more stories. (I don't want to say them all at once, that's not fun)
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 09:58:45 PM by Isara