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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
>Be me
>Today is pep rally day for the last period
>Brother and I decide to skip it by simply driving out
>Front gate is locked frack
>Make a mad dash for the chain link fence
>Jump it
>Run into nearby woods
>End up at the nearby gas station
>Buy 42oz drinks and head to a local store owned by our family
>Feelsgoodman
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 07:04:49 PM by Septy


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

The current titlebar/avatar setup is just normal.
Went into school as Father Ted once.


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>Be Me
>School Start
>Me enter
>Me Study
>Me Eat
>Me Live
>Me Bored
>Me Talk
>Me Smart
>Me Leave
>Me Depressed
>Me Sleep
>Me Wake up
>Be Me
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.
My friends and I regularly jumped the fence during breaks. The school cafe was shit, plus we had fast food near our school so why not >.>

Big class fights were always fun


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
>Be Me
>School Start
>Me enter
>Me Study
>Me Eat
>Me Live
>Me Bored
>Me Talk
>Me Smart
>Me Leave
>Me Depressed
>Me Sleep
>Me Wake up
>Be Me
....
10/10 would right an essay about it


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>Be Me
>In School
>See Girl i have crush on
>Approach Girl
>Say Hello
>She Says Hello
>Stand Quiet
>Listen to her talk with friends
>Me Leave
>Me making Progress
>Feels Good Man
>Things are Getting Serious now


Septy | Mythic Inconceivable!
 
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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
My friends and I regularly jumped the fence during breaks. The school cafe was shit, plus we had fast food near our school so why not >.>

Big class fights were always fun
At my HS Juniors and Seniors were allowed to leave campus for lunch .


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Sometimes when they served pancakes in high school (thin pancakes, not the american kind) (yes, school food is free in Sweden), me and a couple of others brought squeeze bottles of chocolate sauce to have on them instead of the cheap conserved jam that the school served.


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Almost always, with moderation
During freshman friday a girl got pants'd near the cafeteria.
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 03:23:17 PM by Yutaka


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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Got nothing to tell.


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My stupidity is self evident.
Ummm. . .went to school high. A few times actually.


Superglued my crazy Spanish teachers classroom door shut.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
During freshman friday I girl got pants'd near the cafeteria.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Ummm. . .went to school high. A few times actually.


Superglued my crazy Spanish teachers classroom door shut.
Why???


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Sigs fo nigs
>Homecoming week
>Twin day
>Pairs of people dress in same costumes
> Someone wearing yellow jump suit with gas mask and a bag of blue hard candy
>Wehavetocook.jpg


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My stupidity is self evident.
Ummm. . .went to school high. A few times actually.


Superglued my crazy Spanish teachers classroom door shut.
Why???

Which one? Why'd I go high? I was a dumbass teenager.

Why'd I glue my Spanish teacher's door shut? Bitch was cray.


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I cant argue with progress, just you.

My friends and I regularly jumped the fence during breaks. The school cafe was shit, plus we had fast food near our school so why not >.>

Big class fights were always fun
Says you. Ours would always end in pepper spray or tear gas if it was big enough.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
Ummm. . .went to school high. A few times actually.


Superglued my crazy Spanish teachers classroom door shut.
Why???

Which one? Why'd I go high? I was a dumbass teenager.

Why'd I glue my Spanish teacher's door shut? Bitch was cray.
Why did you superglue it shut? Did you lock her in the classroom? Did you lock her out of it while you were in it? Need more details.


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oh did I get up to some mischief at school


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
oh did I get up to some mischief at school


And...?


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My stupidity is self evident.
It was empty. Just put the glue in the hole the latch goes in. Over lunch hour was plenty of time if not to set then to really gum it up and make it hard to get the door open.


 
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You will find out who you are not a thousand times, before you ever discover who you are. I hope you find peace in yourself and learn to love instead of hate.

My friends and I regularly jumped the fence during breaks. The school cafe was shit, plus we had fast food near our school so why not >.>

Big class fights were always fun
Says you. Ours would always end in pepper spray or tear gas if it was big enough.
Why kind of school did you go to?


 
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Long live NoNolesNeckin.

Ya fuckin' ganderneck.
>assembly
>students win teacher vs students basketball game
>artillery shell thrown over my head during winning shot
>explodes in crowd everyone scatters
>mfw


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I cant argue with progress, just you.


My friends and I regularly jumped the fence during breaks. The school cafe was shit, plus we had fast food near our school so why not >.>

Big class fights were always fun
Says you. Ours would always end in pepper spray or tear gas if it was big enough.
Why kind of school did you go to?
Public HighSchool in Phoenix, AZ. In the west part of Phoenix. Good times, good times.


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oh did I get up to some mischief at school


And...?

oh you know, doing lots of little mischievous things and not getting caught

trolling other students was fun


 
 
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<.<
Reposting this from the other thread <.<
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They banned beyblades after a few punch ups over them, that was fun.

They also banned anyone from having fun, and by fun I mean anything involving running around and shoving >.>

British Bulldog - It's ridiculous to ban it but what happened next is better.
So there was a large group of us, about 20-30 that used to play bulldog in middle school every break and lunch. Nobody got hurt, a few fell over and got bumped but that's not exactly hospitalisation.

But because of the cotton wool litigation bullshit that was going on at the time, they banned it to play it safe. So we promptly came up with 'Bite' which was the exact same thing but with a different 'tackle'. They banned that after about a week. Then various incarnations of infectious monsters like werewolves and zombies later... the teachers just banned any variation of it with threats of detention.

GG.

But not GG for long.

We came up with 'stampede' next. Now this is where it gets funny, the same 30 of us would line up on one side of the playground/field and rampage to the opposite side. God help anyone who was in the way and you were out if you were last.

The game ended up really popular with almost all of the school playing at one point. Girls, Boys, Years 3-6. So after a few weeks of stampede there was easily about 100 kids involved. It was gloriously fun, there is something about charging with a horde of your classmates that is unexplainably fun.

But 100 kids rampaging the length of the playground is a recipe for disaster. Two kids fell at the front and got completely trampled, one cracked his ribs and the other cut his face above the eye ._.

And that was the end of that.

After that it was 'No fun allowed™' completely.

So the irony here is that by banning bulldog, they actually ended up with two kids needing to take a trip to A&E. lawl.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
oh did I get up to some mischief at school


And...?

oh you know, doing lots of little mischievous things and not getting caught

trolling other students was fun


Like...?


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oh did I get up to some mischief at school


And...?

oh you know, doing lots of little mischievous things and not getting caught

trolling other students was fun


Like...?

they're not very mischievous if I tell you about them


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I neither fear, nor despise.
I'll recycle my post from Bungie.net:

I saw many pathetic fights in High School. One consisted of 2 fat guys.
There was a lot of pushing, rolling, and heavy breathing.
Last Edit: October 01, 2014, 06:18:56 PM by Rocketman287


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someone put a used condom on a lesbian teacher's door knob once.
someone pushed an obese teacher down the stairs (it was like a bowling alley, she took out so many kids).
our highschool had a grub infestation, our roof leaked, one of the hallways would flood.
drug dogs brought in to sniff the school. some dumb bitch ran down the halls when we were supposed to be in lock down screaming "they'll never find my stash!". bitch was caught and taken away for drug charges.