Teetotalitarianism (Alcohol survey)

DAS B00T x2 · February 16, 2015, 06:31:22 PM

I sad: YOU'RE A EUNUCH!

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:22:06 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
You hear that, everyone? Mr. P just said he's a eunuch!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:12:52 PM
No balls.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:07:02 PM
Stop quoting like this or I'll ban you.

Thou shalt not tempt the lord, the lunatic or the fundamentalist muslim man.
Que?

Also RIP in pastrami link, too tired to imgur that shit <.<

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · February 16, 2015, 06:32:15 PM

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Jive Turkey · February 16, 2015, 06:33:10 PM

Rarely barely

Mr. Psychologist · February 16, 2015, 06:42:24 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:31:22 PM

I sad: YOU'RE A EUNUCH!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:22:06 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
You hear that, everyone? Mr. P just said he's a eunuch!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:12:52 PM
No balls.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:07:02 PM
Stop quoting like this or I'll ban you.

Thou shalt not tempt the lord, the lunatic or the fundamentalist muslim man.
Que?

Also RIP in pastrami link, too tired to imgur that shit <.<

Unfortunately I have yet to start the path of augmentation, so I am still stuck with all of the giblets I was born with :/

>tfw no hyper efficient waste recycling system to remove the need for excretions

Jim · February 16, 2015, 06:45:18 PM

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rC · February 16, 2015, 06:45:30 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 16, 2015, 06:45:18 PM

I don't drink and I don't plan to.

LOL PUSSY ASS BITCH NIGGA

DAS B00T x2 · February 16, 2015, 06:45:33 PM

Aren't giblets the stuff you pull out of a bird, like the gizzard and neck that black people love to eat?

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:42:24 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:31:22 PM
I sad: YOU'RE A EUNUCH!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:22:06 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
You hear that, everyone? Mr. P just said he's a eunuch!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:12:52 PM
No balls.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:07:02 PM
Stop quoting like this or I'll ban you.

Thou shalt not tempt the lord, the lunatic or the fundamentalist muslim man.
Que?

Also RIP in pastrami link, too tired to imgur that shit <.<
Unfortunately I have yet to start the path of augmentation, so I am still stuck with all of the giblets I was born with :/

>tfw no hyper efficient waste recycling system to remove the need for excretions

RomanGladiator · February 16, 2015, 07:04:14 PM

I can't even the last time, it must have been this past 4th of July at a relative's party. Otherwise I have no reason to drink. I'm unhappy as it is, don't even feel the desire to. I still don't like the taste. Almost 23 and I've never been to a bar either.

Verbatim · February 16, 2015, 07:19:01 PM

I'm an extremely militant teetotaler.

Basically, if you drink (at all), you're scum.

Turkey · February 16, 2015, 07:23:53 PM

Well I have a decanter of whiskey next to my coffee machine, and I drink wine typically whenever I take the time to cook a real dinner. Beer whenever I'm with friends. We'll say regularly.

Verbatim · February 16, 2015, 07:24:26 PM

Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 04:19:26 PM

I realise that a lot of you are not of the legal age to drink

As if anyone in America gives a fuck.

Like, to me, the scummiest of individuals are the ones who drink underage. You can't get much lower in my eyes when it comes to substance abuse. Because we're not just talking about people making themselves dysfunctional here--we're talking about people who can't fucking WAIT to make themselves dysfunctional. They should be culled from the population.

And if you're drinking alcohol, but not getting drunk, then, like someone else said, what's the fucking point?

Strogger · February 16, 2015, 08:36:54 PM

Never have, never will.

Super Irish · February 16, 2015, 09:16:48 PM

I was about to put down regularly drink until that definition made me an alcholic.

I drink to the point of binging for one night only, and after that I usually don't drink at all for another 2-3 weeks. On the minus side, I rarely have a day afterwards as I get terrific hangovers.

Hell, my last "bender" was two consecutive saturdays drunk.

Naoto · February 16, 2015, 10:10:28 PM

Guess I fit in the Occasionally group. Usually stick to weekends.
Really just depends on my mood and what I've got going on though.

Wizard · February 16, 2015, 10:18:51 PM

Hardly, I don't really like alcohol.

Vezakam · February 17, 2015, 01:47:57 AM

Before working five days a week, I'd have a beer or two every night during the weekdays and then drink hard liquor on the weekends.

Since my drinking is now secluded to Saturday and Sunday, I tend to go through a fifth or two. So I'm not sure what to pick, since when I do drink, it's a lot.

Solonoid · February 17, 2015, 03:26:40 AM

I've only drunk an alcoholic beverage once that I can remember.

Spoiler

I mean, I'm positive I have more than that, I just can't remember any of it

challengerX · February 17, 2015, 03:36:56 AM

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Mr. Psychologist · February 17, 2015, 08:41:22 AM

Quote from: DAS | Defender of Loli on February 16, 2015, 06:45:33 PM

Aren't giblets the stuff you pull out of a bird, like the gizzard and neck that black people love to eat?
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:42:24 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:31:22 PM
I sad: YOU'RE A EUNUCH!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:22:06 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:16:47 PM
You hear that, everyone? Mr. P just said he's a eunuch!
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:15:32 PM
Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 16, 2015, 06:12:52 PM
No balls.
Quote from: Mr Psychologist on February 16, 2015, 06:07:02 PM
Stop quoting like this or I'll ban you.

Thou shalt not tempt the lord, the lunatic or the fundamentalist muslim man.
Que?

Also RIP in pastrami link, too tired to imgur that shit <.<
Unfortunately I have yet to start the path of augmentation, so I am still stuck with all of the giblets I was born with :/

>tfw no hyper efficient waste recycling system to remove the need for excretions

Yes, but it's also a term for genitalia >_>

Coco · February 17, 2015, 09:16:57 AM

I normally drink around how much work I have, and what my roommates and friends are up to. I'm normally pretty busy all day Monday-Thursday, so we get a night or two on the weekend where everyone gathers in my living room to play some Xbox and have a mini-party.

Verbatim · February 17, 2015, 09:40:48 AM

someone humor me

what is the appeal of making yourself dysfunctional

like--you're gonna fail, hardcore, at explaining this
but i wanna laugh at someone as they stumble over themselves trying to explain

Mr. Psychologist · February 17, 2015, 09:42:48 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 17, 2015, 09:40:48 AM

someone humor me

what is the appeal of making yourself dysfunctional

like--you're gonna fail, hardcore, at explaining this
but i wanna laugh at someone as they stumble over themselves trying to explain

I would guess it's to do with escapism.

Coco · February 17, 2015, 10:14:31 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 17, 2015, 09:40:48 AM

someone humor me
what is the appeal of making yourself dysfunctional

What's the appeal of eating (insert any kind of junk food, greasy food, fast food, or any food without the utmost health benefits here)? Don't you know you're impairing yourself? You were excited to eat that food? Wow, you're the worst kind of scum.

What's the appeal of spending so much time on an internet forum? Don't you know that you're impairing yourself, since you could be using your time doing something productive, or better for your body?

What's the appeal of (insert whatever career path you're going in, if any)? Don't you know you're impairing yourself and your future, since you could be doing (some better career path) to be much better off? You're happy doing (insert whatever career path you're going in, if any)? Wow, you're scum.

It's fun. You're not flawless.

DAS B00T x2 · February 17, 2015, 10:15:25 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 17, 2015, 09:40:48 AM

someone humor me

what is the appeal of making yourself dysfunctional

like--you're gonna fail, hardcore, at explaining this
but i wanna laugh at someone as they stumble over themselves trying to explain

Good sir, I am a perfectly functioning alcoholic.

Mad Max · February 17, 2015, 10:21:41 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 17, 2015, 09:40:48 AM

someone humor me

what is the appeal of making yourself dysfunctional

like--you're gonna fail, hardcore, at explaining this
but i wanna laugh at someone as they stumble over themselves trying to explain

Except drinking a beer doesn't make you dysfunctional.

I love people who criticize things they don't know anything about.

Verbatim · February 17, 2015, 10:23:45 AM

Quote from: Cocos on February 17, 2015, 10:14:31 AM

What's the appeal of eating (insert any kind of junk food, greasy food, fast food, or any food without the utmost health benefits here)? Don't you know you're impairing yourself? You were excited to eat that food? Wow, you're the worst kind of scum.

Now try picking something that actually applies to me.

I don't eat junk food.
I don't eat greasy food.
I don't eat fast food.
I only eat foods with the utmost health benefits (that I can afford).
I never impair myself.
If I ever have to, I'm NEVER excited to.

0/6 correct. You failed.

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What's the appeal of spending so much time on an internet forum? Don't you know that you're impairing yourself, since you could be using your time doing something productive, or better for your body?

I shouldn't have to explain how the Internet >>>>>>> getting drunk. So I won't.

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What's the appeal of (insert whatever career path you're going in, if any)? Don't you know you're impairing yourself and your future, since you could be doing (some better career path) to be much better off? You're happy doing (insert whatever career path you're going in, if any)? Wow, you're scum.

Just because there are better career paths doesn't mean I'm capable of following them. I picked the best possible one for who I am. So again--you lose.

Quote

It's fun. You're not flawless.

https://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/tu-quoque

There are better, smarter, more healthy ways to have fun.
The fact that I'm not perfect doesn't change that simple fact.

You are scum.
You lose.

Get.
Fucking.
Wrecked.

Verbatim · February 17, 2015, 10:24:57 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on February 17, 2015, 10:21:41 AM

Except drinking a beer doesn't make you dysfunctional.

Yes it does. If you're drinking alcohol, but not getting drunk, then you're still a fucking cunt moron because alcohol tastes terrible.

Mad Max · February 17, 2015, 10:31:54 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on February 17, 2015, 10:24:57 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on February 17, 2015, 10:21:41 AM
Except drinking a beer doesn't make you dysfunctional.
Yes it does. If you're drinking alcohol, but not getting drunk, then you're still a fucking cunt moron because alcohol tastes terrible.

But at the end of the day, drunk or not, I'm still not the insufferable cunt that you are.

Verbatim · February 17, 2015, 10:32:57 AM

Quote from: Mad Max on February 17, 2015, 10:31:54 AM

But at the end of the day, drunk or not, I'm still not the insufferable cunt that you are.

ooh, good one

You lose.

Poll

What is your attitude/inclination towards alcohol?

Teetotalitarianism (Alcohol survey)