Tasteless humour thread (TRIGGER WARNING)

How do you put a baby in a blender, feet or head first?

Spoiler

Feet first, that way it can still give you a blowjob

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a room full of dead babies?

Spoiler

I don't own a Lamborghini

YouTube

More proof that anime did 9/11

Lol

Lol

*hovers over link*

t=3m13s

Ha, nope.

Lol

*hovers over link*

t=3m13s

Ha, nope.

But Psy.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Spoiler

Gang rape.

Lol

*hovers over link*

t=3m13s

Ha, nope.

But Psy.

Another url for the shitlist <_______<

So an englishman, an irishman and a scotsman walk into a bar in new york
The bartender looks up and says

trigger warning

Oh my god! You're irish! :O
Did you know that I'm irish too?!
I'm like 1/122143432ths irish on my mother's uncle's father's cousin's goldfish twice removed side!

What's the difference between a small bag of cocaine and a child?

Spoiler

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

the only difference between oranges and children for me, is I don't fuck my oranges after I peel their skin off

how about something original

as in

thought up by you

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