Can I tell you something naughty?

maverick · November 14, 2020, 12:50:49 PM

we need roman to pop in and give us a life update tbh

Coomer · November 14, 2020, 01:30:09 PM

When I was playing RE2 and looking at all the malformities of flesh Umbrella created, I knew for sure Roman would enter an Umbrella experiment to inject G virus into his foreskin in an attempt to grow it back if he had the chance

Mordo · November 14, 2020, 01:56:09 PM

He probably died getting squashed by a bbw.

MarKhan · November 14, 2020, 02:32:47 PM

I wonder how his penis is doing

Jono · November 14, 2020, 03:27:20 PM

I really hope he didn’t kill himself

FatherlyNick - fuck putin · November 15, 2020, 05:22:31 AM

Before he 'pops in', we gotta put all the bras away.