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I was eating my coco pebbles like a boss, now we all know coco pebbles are small. I was reaching the last pebbles, I prolly had like 20 left, so I go to scoop up my pebbs and as the spoon reaches my mouth I notice there's a bug. Possibly a fly. It was covered in the brown milk, wings spread out, uck. Anyhow I ate it, on accident, which was nasty. I couldn't really react from the moment I noticed to the moment it was in my mouth.

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How do you eat it "on accident" if you noticed it?


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How do you eat it "on accident" if you noticed it?
I noticed it as it was going into my mouth

It was like an "oh fuck" thing and then I'm trying to spit it out but it was too late
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How do you eat it "on accident" if you noticed it?
I noticed it as it was going into my mouth

It was like an "oh fuck" thing and then I'm trying to spit it out but it was too late

So why wouldn't you just stop the spoon before you put it in your mouth?


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How do you eat it "on accident" if you noticed it?
I noticed it as it was going into my mouth

It was like an "oh fuck" thing and then I'm trying to spit it out but it was too late

So why wouldn't you just stop the spoon before you put it in your mouth?
There was no stopping it.


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