Sunday Night Muthafuckas! DND Edition!

Ian · May 01, 2016, 08:55:52 PM

SUNDAY NIGHT MUTHAFUCKAS!

WATCHAN, PLAYAN, LISTENAN, EATAN, DRINKAN, FEELAN!

What you up to Sep7?!

This would be a DND night for me, but my group kicked me out because I kept trying to go over the top and push the line, and they said I crossed it after I dropped a house on another player and deflected an anvil with my fist.

May 01, 2016, 08:59:37 PM

A maroon dragonborn ties you up with the 50ft of rope that came with the starter kit. Three candles are lit on the table in front of you whilst the dragonborn proceeds to remove his heavy armor (10 minutes).

Roll a dexterity saving throw.

Jim · May 01, 2016, 09:00:11 PM

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Ian · May 01, 2016, 09:00:41 PM

What number counts as a DEX saving throw?

May 01, 2016, 09:01:07 PM

Quote from: Ian on May 01, 2016, 09:00:41 PM

What number counts as a DEX saving throw?

Give me your roll, peasant.

May 01, 2016, 09:01:30 PM

Quote from: Jim on May 01, 2016, 09:00:11 PM

I wanna play DND damn.

Thinkin' I'm gunna skate again for the first time in ages because I miss it so bad and still have my board. I hope no one yells at me in my neighborhood.

YouTube

Listening to this

I expected Fu Manchu.

N/A · May 01, 2016, 09:01:33 PM

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Ian · May 01, 2016, 09:01:53 PM

I rolled a 2 on a d20.

How anally fucked am I?

Ian · May 01, 2016, 09:02:18 PM

GO! GO! GO! GO ZEN! GO!

Quote from: Zen on May 01, 2016, 09:01:33 PM

I just finished my last paper and is just formatting it for submission.

Jim · May 01, 2016, 09:06:15 PM

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Coomer · May 01, 2016, 09:06:51 PM

AP test tomorrow

Gonna live forever

May 01, 2016, 09:08:00 PM

Quote from: Ian on May 01, 2016, 09:01:53 PM

I rolled a 2 on a d20.

How anally fucked am I?

The dragonborn proceeds to remove the remainder of attire, and only remaining in the wrappings, he lifts a candle from the table. After inching closer to your tethered form, the beast tilts the candle's top half ever so slightly. The warm, thick fluid trickles onto the base of your neck before delving further along your frame, hardening moments later.

Roll a D12 for the candle's scent.

May 01, 2016, 09:08:58 PM

Quote from: Jim on May 01, 2016, 09:06:15 PM

Quote from: Vien on May 01, 2016, 09:01:30 PM
Quote from: Jim on May 01, 2016, 09:00:11 PM
I wanna play DND damn.

Thinkin' I'm gunna skate again for the first time in ages because I miss it so bad and still have my board. I hope no one yells at me in my neighborhood.

YouTube

Listening to this

I expected Fu Manchu.
Nah, when I skate I'll be listening to this

YouTube

Might you try this?

YouTube

May 01, 2016, 09:09:41 PM

I'd love to play actual D&D but no one I know plays

Ian · May 01, 2016, 09:10:36 PM

May 01, 2016, 09:12:46 PM

Quote from: Ian on May 01, 2016, 09:10:36 PM

11

Cinnamon apple.

The creature extinguishes the candle with a faint hiss and gently returns the stick to its previous location. He grimaces, and questions why he should not make an advancement.

Persuasion or Intimidation check.

May 01, 2016, 09:13:20 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 01, 2016, 09:09:41 PM

I'd love to play actual D&D but no one I know plays

https://roll20.net/

I'm actually gonna start a campaign with an IRL friend on this site if you wanna try online.

May 01, 2016, 09:15:02 PM

Quote from: Vien on May 01, 2016, 09:13:20 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 01, 2016, 09:09:41 PM
I'd love to play actual D&D but no one I know plays

https://roll20.net/

I'm actually gonna start a campaign with an IRL friend on this site if you wanna try online.

When?

I didn't even know you could play online

May 01, 2016, 09:15:30 PM

That feel when you roll a nat 20 when you jokingly say you're gonna strip for money. That feeling when you roll again for 40 gold and 17 silver.

Also when you roll a nat 1 during a javelin toss twice in different rolls and hit the same person.

R o c k e t · May 01, 2016, 09:15:40 PM

I'm watching some smash tournaments and studying for a final. Trying to get over a cold.

May 01, 2016, 09:16:29 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on May 01, 2016, 09:15:02 PM

Quote from: Vien on May 01, 2016, 09:13:20 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on May 01, 2016, 09:09:41 PM
I'd love to play actual D&D but no one I know plays

https://roll20.net/

I'm actually gonna start a campaign with an IRL friend on this site if you wanna try online.
When?

I didn't even know you could play online

I don't know exactly when.
I'll let him know there are people who are interested, and he can help you set up a character. There will be a voice/video chat though.