Submissive or dominant?

nͫiͤcͫeͤ · September 02, 2014, 12:14:43 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on September 02, 2014, 12:12:09 PM

I know that I dominate the flood but in real life even animals dominate me. They try to dominate me by sucking my dick. Even a kangaroo was sucking my dick. And another time a kangaroo was tonguing my butthole and jerking me off with its kangaroo hands.

So that's what they do in Australia.

Elegiac · September 02, 2014, 12:29:26 PM

Quote from: Ryle on September 02, 2014, 12:14:43 PM

So that's what they do in Australia.

I know right

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 02, 2014, 12:33:22 PM

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Elegiac · September 02, 2014, 12:34:36 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 02, 2014, 12:33:22 PM

Did you at least rub vegemite all over the Kanga beforehand m8?

I wasn't in charge mate

cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 02, 2014, 12:35:03 PM

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Juuzou · September 02, 2014, 12:35:45 PM

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cxfhvxgkcf-56:7 · September 02, 2014, 12:36:27 PM

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Elegiac · September 02, 2014, 12:37:10 PM

Quote from: SoporificSlash on September 02, 2014, 12:35:03 PM

Well did he or she rub vegemite all over you m8?

It's an animal dude. It was a small miracle that it knew how to give head. But when it comes to messing with poor Elegiac, the universe is committed to going that extra mile.

True Turquoise · September 02, 2014, 02:19:03 PM

Quote from: Lady Noelle on September 02, 2014, 12:35:45 PM

What the fuck happened to this thread?

Australia

Naru · September 02, 2014, 02:25:18 PM

Well then..