I get the colbert one, but capillaries?
I'm pretty sure cap-ill-uh-rees is how you say that >.>

I used to say Bowser like Bow-ser
>.> still prefer calling him that makes him sound evil not a fgt

Zealot

I used to pronounce it Zee-lot.

I always knew how to pronounce the word "meme", because I understand basic English phonetics.

However, the word "aforementioned" is awkward and stupid as fuck, and I always stumble over it for some reason. I think it's because I always wanna put primary stress on the first syllable rather than the second, even though that's wrong.

I pronounce "execrable" incorrectly on purpose, because the proper way to say it sounds stupid, too. Once again, primary stress is on the first syllable (like in the word "execute"), even though it sounds better if you stress the second syllable (like in executive).

When I was first using the Internet, I pronounced "profile" like "prawfile" (in the same way that some people say "prawcess" instead of "process"). Then a couple people started making fun of me for it, and I stopped.

That's all I can think of right now.

If only you understood basic English phonetics.

Then you could have pronounced them correctly

Quote from: Stocking on March 05, 2015, 08:58:03 PM

I used to say "Coal-Burt" instead of "Coal-bear" for Stephen Colbert.

That's actually how you really say his last name.

I used to pronounce it Dihd-act instead of Dye-dact because that's how I read it in my head while reading Halo: Cryptum.