When I was like 10 I didn't know you couldn't put metal in the microwave. Well one morning I put pop tarts still in their aluminum wrap in the microwave and the next thing I know it's like I'm watching a lightning storm.

Climb a tree at the back of our house to 'run away' stayed for a long time, parents were looking for me. Realised I hated heights. Was very high and scared. Didn't move.

My sister found me and my papa had to carry me down with the ladder because I refused to move.


Yeah

No idea

One time I left popcorn in the microwave for too long and nearly burnt my house down.

It was years ago, I was only a child. It was in... 2010 I think.

Put finger in fire.

Used a window sill to bend a plant of reconstituted wood in half. Wood snapped, headbutted windowsill above my eye.

Played hide and seek at a birthday party, jumped over a high wall into someone else's garden and led everybody's parents on a long chase.

Had a friend over at my house, walked along a stream that ran through my garden to a nearby beach, parents didn't know where we were and didn't come back until 7pm when he was to leave at 5.

Punched a 5 year old in the face at a jungle jim's after he wouldn't leave me alone and when he cried to his parents I hid in the jungle jim for several hours.

Kept putting sugar in tea because it wasn't sweet enough. Forgot to stir, at which point when the top was sweet there was 3/4 of syrup in the cup.

Played a game called "I'm gonna kick your ass" where I chased a friend shouting it the whole time. Never intended to hurt the guy, he was my friend. Didn't look good when we played it outside after parents came to pick up everyone...

Yeah...I was pretty retarded before I was 10.

I used to kill caterpillars really violently...
Like, mallets and toothpicks and stuff ._.

I used to kill caterpillars really violently...
Like, mallets and toothpicks and stuff ._.

I did the same with beetle grubs. I used to laugh maniacally while I brutally murdered them. I don't know what the hell I was thinking. It was an urge.

I still do stupid shit now.

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Quote from: TrussingDoor on November 06, 2014, 03:42:33 PM

Lol did you take that picture with a toater..?

>Not getting the joke

I'd rather not talk about it.

About everything I did was stupid. And it still is!

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Quote from: SecondClass on November 06, 2014, 03:23:28 PM

Fairy faints. Probably the reason my heart is so shitty now.

the fuck is a fairy faint?

It's a really, really terrible way to get a buzz. You sit down and hold your breath for around 20 seconds, then you stand up really suddenly, keeping your breath held in for another 5-10 seconds. After you exhale, you get super trippy for a minute and a half or so, but it feels so much longer than that. Everything sounds like music, people's faces get distorted, and it's like you're in a dream. I used to do that shit a lot when I was young and bored.

Sounds like what happens when you stand up really fast and the blood rushes to your head. I used to get them all the time , my vision would start blurring and everything would sound echoey and far away. If it was really bad I'd lose consciousness for a few seconds.