Story Thread!

when the cuttlefish got close it winked and said "How would you like to explore space with me"

slade felt too many emotions all at once

They explored the glaxy together, fueled by love and rainbows.

Suddenly, the octopi wrapped its throbbing, turgid tentacles around the cuttlefish and tore it in half! Taking the opportunity, I turned Chuck Testa around and kicked his side like a horse, causing him to shoot forward, swimming at speeds no shark should be capable of swimming. Rocketman, barely clinging to the tail fin, struggled to stay above the water.

when the cuttlefish got close it winked and said "How would you like to explore space with me"

slade felt too many emotions all at once

They explored the glaxy together, fueled by love a rainbows.

on their space-wedding night the cuttlefish flickered a thousand colours and revealed its true name to slade, "I am skittlefish," it said, slipping him a tentacle, "now taste the rainbow"

...Never mind, this is much more entertaining than what I was thinking.

And then I fell off my chair

Into a pit filled with Penguins suffering from OBSESSIVE HUGGING DISORDER O____________O

I then die from penguins hugging me to death

They then revive you and hug you some more.

Then Slade returned, the severed penis of the cuttlefish in one hand, pistol in the other, and he opened fire on the penguins, hitting WorkshopWizard in the process thanks to his abysmal aim.

I died as a human, but now I've been reincarnated as a penguin, we then begin our quest to hug every person on the world.

AND EVERYBODY DID THE DINOSAUR