Story Thread!

I'll start with one sentence, and you continue it with another.




It was a dark and stormy night.....

And all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.

Rocketman's anus was still pounding furiously after being violently penetrated by Ryle and Nuka.

Then everyone died.

The end.

But wait, there's more

Kinder showed up and...

Then George Lucas came and made a prequel trilogy to the Story.

New story.

One day there was nothing. Then suddenly sharks. They all went to...

Oh fuck you guys, posting out from under me.

catch Rocket by surprise!

i was so scurred

that I shit my pants. They almost got me but at the last second I...

Shot kinder in the foot.

"Bwahaha!" I said in my rich baritone voice. "You're dead this time, Kinder!"

"Bwahaha!" I said in my rich baritone voice. "You're dead this time, Kinder!"

Heeding the ghost's advice, I ducked under Kinder's fierce counterattack, and proceeded to jump onto one of the sharks and steer it away from Rocketman. "Take my hand, stranger!" I yelled, and made a half-assed attempt to pull him out of the water that apparently surrounded us.

Suddenly I heard a voice coming from nowhere, "Your mana is low! What's that?"

It's slade. Here to fuck shit up as usual...

Slade promptly pulled a rifle and began firing with reckless abandon, Kinder taking the brunt of the assault, his body reduced to a fine red mist after getting hit by dozens of high-caliber rounds, the first of many casualties. I duck down and drag Rocketman along with me, using the shark as cover.

"WHY IS THERE A SHARK HERE?" I yell.

The shark is a dolphin.

The Dolphin is actually Chuck Testa

And Chuck Testa is pissed.

Chuck Testa promptly bit down on the barrel of the rifle, shrugging off every bullet, and tore it out of Slade's hands. "Go, my minion!" I snarl, like a lion snarls at prey, or the Waifu Master snarls at non-2D women. "Kill him!"

And then the octopi attacked.

Chuck Testa turned away from Slade to acknowledge his new adversary. Slade took the opportunity to take cover, while the octopi danced back and forth in the water, preparing to attack.

And everyone screamed in terror while a couple came at the expectation that there will be some hentai action on the girls around. They were to be fooled as the octopi like males and ignored the females.

The homosexual octopi immediately went after Rocketman, him being the most moe and vulnerable of the bunch, only for Chuck Testa to bite off the dick-tentacle it reached out with. Meanwhile, Slade pulled a pistol and searched for ammunition.

And it was then that the Cuttlefish started invading the coast cities.

Slade's slender, ladylike, groping hands loaded the handgun. He began firing off round after round at the cuttlefish, the octopi and Chuck Testa forgotten to him. Behind his mask, sweat poured down his face. That growing fear that he wouldn't make it out alive throwing his aim off.

His gun clicked empty, and the cuttlefish began to close in on him...

when the cuttlefish got close it winked and said "How would you like to explore space with me"

slade felt too many emotions all at once