stoner riddles

 
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the stoner has long been known for their fiendish riddles, equivalent to a chinese finger trap; such as:

"which of two birds will fly fastest, coming or going, towards the rocks"

or

"a wooden bucket sits idly, which of its shapes are true?"



share your own stoner riddles

 
 
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TUNNEL SNAKES RULE
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If two dogs are flying south, which train will reach mcdonalds before noon and after lunch?

 
 
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fuck you
Boner riddles

 
 
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Quote from: Kinder on November 08, 2014, 08:53:55 AM
If two dogs are flying south, which train will reach mcdonalds before noon and after lunch?
Neither, brunch is north.

 
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how now brown cow

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Thats a big dildo

 
 
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Toys are hereby declared:
ILLEGAL
IMMORAL
UNLAWFUL
 anyone found with a TOY in his possession will be
placed under ARREST and thrown in the DUNGEON!
No kidding!               🅱
One from my friend:


If you stand on Jupiter, is the big dipper backwards?

 
 
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Quote from: Casper on November 08, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
One from my friend:


If you stand on Jupiter, is the big dipper backwards?
Only if the big dipper is forwards to begin with.

 
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Quote from: Casper on November 08, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
One from my friend:


If you stand on Jupiter, is the big dipper backwards?

We won't know, because there is nowhere to stand on Jupiter.

 
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The angel agreed to trade a set of white wings for the head of another demon. Overjoyed, the demon killed one of his own and plucked the head right off its still-warm body.

The angel then led the demon to heaven, where he underwent centuries of the cruelest tortures imaginable. Finally, the pain was so great that he lost consciousness - at which point his dark wings turned the promised shade of white.
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 08, 2014, 09:12:55 AM
Quote from: Casper on November 08, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
One from my friend:


If you stand on Jupiter, is the big dipper backwards?

We won't know, because there is nowhere to stand on Jupiter.
Wrong
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Quote from: Ossku on November 08, 2014, 09:15:41 AM
Quote from: Numb Digger on November 08, 2014, 09:12:55 AM
Quote from: Casper on November 08, 2014, 09:09:03 AM
One from my friend:


If you stand on Jupiter, is the big dipper backwards?

We won't know, because there is nowhere to stand on Jupiter.
Wrong
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