step out of the shower, get dressed, check my phone aaaaand

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My date flaked.

why live

 
 
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dude it's fucking midnight in texas why are you going on a date now?

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 15, 2017, 12:14:22 AM
dude it's fucking midnight in texas why are you going on a date now?

The night's still young.

 
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Is that why you naired your butthole?

 
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It's okay he showed

 
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Quote from: Casper on March 15, 2017, 12:59:25 AM
Is that why you naired your butthole?
The two are unrelated.

 
 
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So how'd the date go?

 
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Quote from: Sαndtrap on March 15, 2017, 02:46:04 AM
So how'd the date go?
It was pleasant.

A little slow off but things picked up a lot.

We're both movie buffs so we talked about that for a long time.

I think I might see him again.

 
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Quote from: Fishcakes on March 15, 2017, 03:17:54 AM
Quote from: Sαndtrap on March 15, 2017, 02:46:04 AM
So how'd the date go?
It was pleasant.

A little slow off but things picked up a lot.

We're both movie buffs so we talked about that for a long time.

I think I might see him again.

Here's hoping matey.

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Did he say glass of juice or gas the Jews?
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 15, 2017, 12:14:22 AM
dude it's fucking midnight in texas why are you going on a date now?
He wants to make the most out of the night, like he's gonna die young.

 
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Ew he? wtf

 
 
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does he know you're gay?

 
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Quote from: Casper on March 15, 2017, 11:52:41 AM
Ew he? wtf
why would I be going on a date with a girl

 
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Quote from: Fishcakes on March 15, 2017, 02:59:05 PM
Quote from: Casper on March 15, 2017, 11:52:41 AM
Ew he? wtf
why would I be going on a date with a girl
Their cleavage smells better.

 
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Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on March 15, 2017, 12:14:22 AM
dude it's fucking midnight in texas why are you going on a date now?
up all night to get lucky

 
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Quote from: Onion on March 15, 2017, 01:01:24 PM
does he know you're gay?
No, I'm kinda worried he might find out though.

He might not go out with me again if he finds out I'm some kind of faggot.

 
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does this stuff even work?
bro you need a sweet pair of walls to tear down. not a dong.

 
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Quote from: The Hån on March 16, 2017, 12:20:51 AM
bro you need a sweet pair of walls to tear down. not a dong.
been there done that

Dick is what's hot this century

 
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Quote from: Fishcakes on March 16, 2017, 12:53:49 AM
Quote from: The Hån on March 16, 2017, 12:20:51 AM
bro you need a sweet pair of walls to tear down. not a dong.
been there done that

Dick is what's hot this century

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