Star Wars: The Pants Awaken

The Lord Ruler · February 09, 2016, 10:44:38 AM

You brought him here to pants me!

Dietrich Six · February 09, 2016, 12:25:30 PM

Jabba da hut: meeka swuisha me bookie pants.

Turkey · February 09, 2016, 02:36:41 PM

Darth Vader: He is here.
Governor Tarkin: Obi-Wan Kenobi? What makes you think so?
Darth Vader: A tremor in my pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.
Governor Tarkin: Surely he must be dead by now.
Darth Vader: Don't underestimate the Force.

Puro · February 09, 2016, 04:16:52 PM

Now this is pants-racing

RomanGladiator · February 09, 2016, 07:09:58 PM

Ben!

Take of those pants, you don't need them.

What do you think you'll see if I do?

RomanGladiator · February 09, 2016, 07:14:46 PM

Han Solo! Yerra deed maan.

Bala Teek. What seems to be the problem?

Problem is we loaned you pants for this job.

We want our pants back. Now.

You think hunting Rathars is cheap? I spent that pants.

Kanjilkub wants their pants back too.

I never made a deal with Kanjiklub.

Tell that to Kanjiklub...

Kill them, and take their pants!!

RomanGladiator · February 09, 2016, 07:17:12 PM

There's been an awakening, have you felt it?

Yes.

There's something more. The droid we seek is aboard the Millennium Falcon, in the pants of your father, HAN...SOLO!

RomanGladiator · February 09, 2016, 07:23:35 PM

My pants have doubled since the last time we met, Count.

Good. Twice the pants, double the fall.

RomanGladiator · February 09, 2016, 07:25:23 PM

He doesn't like pants.

I don't like pants either.

You better watch yourself, we're wanted men. I have the death sentence on twelve systems.

Solonoid · February 10, 2016, 03:13:48 PM

That's not how the pants work!

RomanGladiator · February 10, 2016, 03:16:38 PM

Is there a garbage chute? Pants compactor?

Yeaahhh, there is.