Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on December 15, 2017, 06:07:40 PMSpoilerthe movie was too quippy.Spoilernot reallythere was like one, MAYBE two inappropriate jokes, and i can't even remember what they were
Spoilerthe movie was too quippy.
SpoilerThat ending shot with the Force using kid felt tacked on purely to set him up in a later film. Ugh.
this was very very good, guys
Quote from: Luis on December 16, 2017, 09:55:55 PMSpoileranyone else feel snoke was disappointing? I thought he'd detect what kylo was doing but nope. Him falling off the the throne was pretty satisfying thoSpoilerKylo tricked Snoke; he was moving the lightsaber in his hands at the same time as the lightsaber next to Snoke.
Spoileranyone else feel snoke was disappointing? I thought he'd detect what kylo was doing but nope. Him falling off the the throne was pretty satisfying tho
Quote from: Jono on December 17, 2017, 02:11:54 PMSpoilerThe casino part and the dog-horse race afterwards was one of the worst sequences in any Star Wars movie. Not just "one of" the worst. It's IS the worst right next to...SpoilerThe four-dicked mlik monsters.They can put Jar Jar back into the movie as a main characjter for all I care just as long as I never have to see that part again.
SpoilerThe casino part and the dog-horse race afterwards was one of the worst sequences in any Star Wars movie.
I'm so happy to get a safe RoTJ ripoff for 9 because everybody keeps badmouthing this one. JJ please fill me with NOSTALGIAMAKE ME CLAP WHEN I SEE THINGS I KNOW
SpoilerMore medium and two-shots would be nice though. Cinematography was pretty stale outside of the action sequences.
Spoiler]Also, ships can just track other ships through hyperspace, which is all sorts of dumb
this never happened
Quote from: BaconShelf on December 18, 2017, 12:40:36 PMThe lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered mePhysics in SW have always been stupid. It didn't bother me.What does bother me is the 7km Dreadnought having a measly 24 point defense cannons.It's like they wanted it to get destroyed.
The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me
Yes it fucking does.
Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on December 18, 2017, 01:31:55 PMQuote from: BaconShelf on December 18, 2017, 12:40:36 PMThe lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered mePhysics in SW have always been stupid. It didn't bother me.What does bother me is the 7km Dreadnought having a measly 24 point defense cannons.It's like they wanted it to get destroyed.>nerd complaintsinto the trash
Luke sucking the milk out of alien boobs is canon.
Spoiler I do like that this film wasn't just a fan-servicey fulfillment of the biggest theories. It didn't open with Luke taking the place of Rey's Yoda, telling her about her legendary parents, turning her into another jedi. Snoke wasn't an important villain any more than Hux is. Finn and Rose didn't succeed in their adventure and save the day. Poe also didn't save the day just by virtue of being a heroic lead character. It definitely fulfilled the role of a 2nd film in a trilogy. It defied expectations in a lot of really exciting ways, and I'm looking forward to seeing what they do with it... I'm not excited about the Han Solo film though.
But can we all at least agree that despite whatever problems this new 'trilogy' has, Kylo Ren is the best part of it? I never get bored watching him.
Quote from: maverick on December 21, 2017, 03:25:29 PMQuote from: Fedorekd on December 21, 2017, 02:51:39 PMQuote from: Jono on December 21, 2017, 02:48:01 PMWeird alien shit in the new Star Wars:- Rathtars in TFA- Tentacle monster in Rogue One- Alien Tits in TLJ Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.were just gonna flat out get an alien dick that landos gonna be sucking when finn comes to find his father the milky bobe alien wasn’t that weird it’s just the way they used itAh yes, the family-friendly franchise known as Star Wars has a scene where one of the most iconic characters in the franchise milks a 4-tit alien creature. Totally not weird at all for anybody, especially entire families with little kids watching.
Quote from: Fedorekd on December 21, 2017, 02:51:39 PMQuote from: Jono on December 21, 2017, 02:48:01 PMWeird alien shit in the new Star Wars:- Rathtars in TFA- Tentacle monster in Rogue One- Alien Tits in TLJ Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.were just gonna flat out get an alien dick that landos gonna be sucking when finn comes to find his father the milky bobe alien wasn’t that weird it’s just the way they used it
Quote from: Jono on December 21, 2017, 02:48:01 PMWeird alien shit in the new Star Wars:- Rathtars in TFA- Tentacle monster in Rogue One- Alien Tits in TLJ Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.were just gonna flat out get an alien dick that landos gonna be sucking when finn comes to find his father
Weird alien shit in the new Star Wars:- Rathtars in TFA- Tentacle monster in Rogue One- Alien Tits in TLJ Seems to be a pattern here. Wonder what weird alien shit will be in Ep 9.
I liked it. Not bad like people were saying IMO. Except that Leia scene. Lol... The humor wasn't too much either. People said it's like a Marvel film. But. It's not.
Luke Skywalker does not appear in this movie, instead we get a grumpy old nut that just looks like an old Luke.
he dies, but he doesn't die "like a nobody"; it all happens during a very plot-heavy scene where the only reason he died at all is because of his failure to account for his apprentice's true allegiances, which makes for an excellent establishing character moment for kylo
and the movie was made 10x better for italso yeah he's definitely luke
>Supposedly the most powerful dark force user in the galaxy>Can't tell with dark side that your apprentice is about to kill youIf Snoke is that inept than Kylo isn't so beneath him in power that he would've put up with his shit.
>A character devolving from the Hero's Journey is somehow better story tellingLmao
there are two dark force users left in this galaxy that we're aware offraming it as though that somehow makes him omnipotent seems silly and presumptuouswhy do you want characters to be boring, i don't get it
i mean, you can describe it that way if you want to, but that doesn't mean that's what it is
Spoiler Star Wars: The Last Jedi
