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The lasers fired by snoke's flagship arcing through SPACE like artillery triggered me

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gravity was fucked up all throughout the movie. The hell was with those bombers?
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The bombs were propelled along a magnetic rail thing or something, they weren't just dropped.
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they were dropped using the artificial gravity in the ship, I believe

they keep moving because of inertia


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There is a final episode. Its called Return of the Jedi.


 
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Holy fuck I hated how they made Luke act in this film. Sucks to also find out he never actually left the island, then he dies. Jesus Christ. I feel like the most obvious no-brainer things people expect like having luke han and leia reunite onscreen are somehow the fan service things they fuck up. Didn't happen in TFA. But it's so obvious to do that but they can do every other thing. And now Han is dead, Carrie Fisher is literally dead, and now Luke, so that's impossible now. They just need other people to make these movies, they cannot do it right.

Also was hoping they'd tone down on the jokes and make Finn less comic-relief, instead that's all he is. So I hate this character now. Worst part about this movie was Rose, she can just die.

The Snoke Throne Room scene was one of they hypest movie scenes ever to me, so there's that.


 
 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
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Tbh, at least Rogue One had interesting people die. This movie just miraculously saved everone at the very last second except for Luke's weak death cop out.

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Holy fuck I hated how they made Luke act in this film. Sucks to also find out he never actually left the island, then he dies. Jesus Christ. I feel like the most obvious no-brainer things people expect like having luke han and leia reunite onscreen are somehow the fan service things they fuck up. Didn't happen in TFA. But it's so obvious to do that but they can do every other thing. And now Han is dead, Carrie Fisher is literally dead, and now Luke, so that's impossible now. They just need other people to make these movies, they cannot do it right.

Also was hoping they'd tone down on the jokes and make Finn less comic-relief, instead that's all he is. So I hate this character now. Worst part about this movie was Rose, she can just die.

The Snoke Throne Room scene was one of they hypest movie scenes ever to me, so there's that.
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I was ready to see Finn go full Independence Day on that giant cannon but NOOOOO

That bitch Rose had to ruin everything just to be with Finn for a little while longer and say some cheesy shit while her friends are about to be killed


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Tbh, at least Rogue One had interesting people die. This movie just miraculously saved everone at the very last second except for Luke's weak death cop out.

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As someone who enjoys Rogue One I agree.


 
 
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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
Like wow, I get that people hated the supblot and the things her character did (me included) but damn, no need for this.



 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
Like wow, I get that people hated the supblot and the things her character did (me included) but damn, no need for this.


Did CMD write that?


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im seeing the film again tomorrow


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Like wow, I get that people hated the supblot and the things her character did (me included) but damn, no need for this.


Did CMD write that?

I'm not the racist fuck here.


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So I just got back from it

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I think the movie was quite good, maybe sometimes being like "SEE WE'RE DIFFERENT GUYS" and suffers some tonal problems with the humour.

Starting with Luke, I think he was done well. The moment of weakness he has when he almost kills Ben goes a long way in telling me why he seemed so defeated, he almost killed a kid, that's pretty fucked up. And he also failed to make sure Ben wasn't seduced by the dark side and his order was destroyed because of him. The one problem I kinda have was if he was so against the Jedi continuing, why did he decide to stay at the first Jedi temple? Maybe he didn't feel that at first? He seems opposed to the idea that Ben could be redeemed too, which is odd because he was a staunch believer that Vader could be, even when he was told to just leave by Leia.

Going to Snoke, I think his death was probably a good thing for Ben's character because now he's done something Vader never could have in killing his master. I don't really feel strongly or anything about him as a character or theorised like "ZOMG HE'S DARTH PLAGIEUS" so whatever, he's dead and it'll probably be better for Ben's character.

Canto Bight was so fucking pointless and it definitely felt like it existed so Finn and Rose had something to do while Poe was busy on the Resistance ship and Rey was with Luke on Ach To. And speaking of planets, Crait was seriously just Hoth.

Rey and Ben's relationship was really great, linking them through the force was a nice idea so they could interact beyond seeing each other on the battlefield or something.

My favourite thing about the film though was it being about the Resistance's escape attempt after TFA, just being out of range of the Star Destroyers and having the frigates run out of fuel to be immediately destroys gives it a nice tension and really had me wanting Finn and Rose to find the master whatever it was (before I found out they didn't destroy the tracker because Benicio Del Toro betrayed them). The assault on the dreadnought at the start was great, somewhat irresponsible on Poe's part but it's a good thing he did because having that as well as the Supremacy and the Star Destroyers there wouldn't have been good. I was really rooting for Poe over Holdo since her plan seemed silly at first but it worked out in the end so I can respect that. Super Leia looked really silly too, but the idea of it was fine.

I came out of the movie thinking "Wow, what can the Resistance hope to do now that the entirety of it is here on the Falcon" which hey, that's great I'm invested in the characters enough to want to see them beat the First Order, I want to know where Ben will go now and how Rey will see him. Also what role Luke and Yoda at least will play from here on out, if anything.

For me, Oscar Isaac and Adam Driver stole the show. Poe didn't really do much past the battle at the Resistance Base, but acting more like a leader makes me really excited to see where they'll take him in Episode 9, as he'll likely be a figurehead in the Resistance going forward, taking leadership at multiple points and seeming to get Leia's blessing at the end. Adam did a great job at portraying Ben, whether it be in dialogue or action, my eyes were glued to the screen.


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If I'm not here, I'm doing photography. Or I'm asleep. Or in lockdown. One of those three, anyway.

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It's good but...

- Felt like it had way too much humor/light heartedness throughout the film.
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E.g. Drunken gambler feeding coins into BB-8, "Reach out, feel the force" *tickles hand with some grass*, "Hi, can I get Comm. Hugs on the line? I'll hold", Rey pissing off the island natives, etc. Serious parts where it's supposed to develop a character arc or show how fucked the Rebels are, and it goes off-note from whatever the scene was about.

- Who the fuck is Snoke? Or Capt. Phasma?
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is was, I mean. All-powerful sith bloke who appeared from somewhere and promptly dies. Sure it develops Kylo Ren, but to me it's like he just had another tantrum and killed a Stormtrooper - No big goal or motive from Snoke other than wipe out the Rebels (as always).

Phasma (lol who the fuck came up with that name) disappears off again with a short amount of screentime and still little story surrounding her, other than being Finn's old CO. Hell I don't recall Finn having that much screentime either for that matter. Ah well, Phasma's dead, but with that chrome gear and total mystery backstory, she'll likely pop back up with some face scar or something.

The little cute animals were alright. I always thought the Porgs were added on since the irl location (Skellig Michael) has a puffin colony and they too make some weird fucking noises.

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That ending shot with the Force using kid felt tacked on purely to set him up in a later film. Ugh.
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I immediately thought "there walks yet another Darth Vader in the making".




 
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It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character


 
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It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character
I may be in the minority(and nitpicky) but I didn't like how he just tosses aside his lightsaber when Rey gives it to him


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It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character
I may be in the minority(and nitpicky) but I didn't like how he just tosses aside his lightsaber when Rey gives it to him
Yeah I thought it was a bit too comedic the way he did it.

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It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character
I may be in the minority(and nitpicky) but I didn't like how he just tosses aside his lightsaber when Rey gives it to him
Yeah I thought it was a bit too comedic the way he did it.

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It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character

I think SW fans wanted EU Luke, some jedi grandmaster that had a hot jedi wife and a bunch of cool jedi buddies and was now a wise old dude like Obi Wan. I haven't read more than a few of the EU books, but in every single one of them Luke's character is flat and boring as fuck. Would people have been happier if they'd done some corny montage of Luke training Rey like in ESB? Maybe, but the story would've been worse for having it. IMO, Luke's character (barring a few gags that didn't work) was one of the highlights of the film.


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It sounds like people wanted Luke to be a plot device and not an actual character

I think SW fans wanted EU Luke, some jedi grandmaster that had a hot jedi wife and a bunch of cool jedi buddies and was now a wise old dude like Obi Wan.

Exactly.
A plot device.

I won't lie, I became a little sad that things turn out so poorly for Luke, but the character himself, and the circumstances he was in, were far more interesting than their EU counterparts set during the same time frame.


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A moment of silence for the only decent commanding officer in the First Order fleet.
I want to like Hux's actor but he plays him so over-the-top to the point of hilarity. He doesn't have that relatively calm and cool factor to him like some of the Imperial Officers had from the OT, like General Veers.


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A moment of silence for the only decent commanding officer in the First Order fleet.
I want to like Hux's actor but he plays him so over-the-top to the point of hilarity. He doesn't have that relatively calm and cool factor to him like some of the Imperial Officers had from the OT, like General Veers.
Tbh that doesn't bother me because Hux isn't supposed to be a good tactician or leader. He's a megalomaniac with a Napoleon complex.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
But can we all at least agree that despite whatever problems this new 'trilogy' has, Kylo Ren is the best part of it? I never get bored watching him.


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But can we all at least agree that despite whatever problems this new 'trilogy' has, Kylo Ren is the best part of it? I never get bored watching him.

Adam Driver is the saving grace of the new trilogy.


 
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