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 Because I like to ruin the fun.

DO NOT READ IF YOU DO NOT WANT SPOILERS.

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Kylo Ren: Actually Ben Solo, Han and Leia's son. Seduced to the Dark Side by Snoke, he wants to be like his grandfather, Darth Vader. He is quite powerful, but Rey kicks his ass in a fight.

Han and Leia are separated. Leia is the rebel leader and is looking for her brother, who vanished after his padawan (Ben Solo) went to the dark side.

Finn is not a Jedi, he just wielded a lightsaber in the trailers as deception

Rey is a force-sensitive who is the real next Jedi. Oh, she's super strong as well. Her family left her on Jakku, which is why she doesn't want to leave. At the end of the movie, she becomes the captain of the Falcon, with Chewie as her first mate.

Po Dameron is barely in the movie, but Leia sends him to find Luke.

Luke is in it for all of two seconds, doesn't speak.

Oh, and they kill Han Solo at the end. He is killed by his son.
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I don't know what's worse.

Halo 5's story after Blue Team, or EpVII's story as a whole


 
 
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I BELIEVE

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Official Star Wars reddit - users who started sharing their spoilers were verified by the mods. By now, it's become so prevalent that it's unlikely to be false.

Plus, I was right about the H5 spoilers.


 
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Another spoiler

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New Starkiller is literally Death Star 3.0, can destroy five planets at once


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I'll reserve judgment until seeing the movie. The story doesn't sound bad, but it's unfortunate JJ ripped so much from IV and V.


 
 
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Oh man I wish I bought more popcorn this afternoon

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Oh man I wish I bought more popcorn this afternoon

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Wait the new Luther is bad?
no it's great

probably shouldn't have stuck those together tbh

I just watched it whilst eating popcorn because nothing makes you hungry like a cannibal serial killer tbhfam


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DIDNY PLS MAKE EU NOT CANON SO I CAN MAKE MY OWN ORIGINAL THE STORY


OK DIDNY HERE'S MY ORIGINAL THE STORY DO NOT STEAL NO EU PLOTLINES WERE USED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MOVIE


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seriously though this is basically ANH 2.0 with a recycled EU plotline


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Its literally better than the Prequels combined.

You act like that's an achievement.
Considering everything...yeah, it is. People were saying it would be worse, but hey, its much much much better.


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Its literally better than the Prequels combined.

You act like that's an achievement.
Considering everything...yeah, it is. People were saying it would be worse, but hey, its much much much better.

There's no way it could have been worse than the prequels. SW7 won't be a bad movie in all likelihood, but it won't be a good one either. Just typical hollywood meh action flick.


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Its literally better than the Prequels combined.
horse shit and pig shit are still shit
What's so bad about the story? Its better that they re-use some plotlines instead of making some shit that would ruin the franchise, even better if they use some EU stuff that were fairly good. This isn't like Halo 5 which made a retarded plot from the start.


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Its literally better than the Prequels combined.

You act like that's an achievement.
Considering everything...yeah, it is. People were saying it would be worse, but hey, its much much much better.

There's no way it could have been worse than the prequels. SW7 won't be a bad movie in all likelihood, but it won't be a good one either. Just typical hollywood meh action flick.
You're from the future? I can't believe you have seen all of the action, drama pieces, and acting of the film already! Oh I can't believe that the barebones of the plot here gave you that!


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