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I mean, all of this is irrelevant if JJ had decided to kill Han in Ep. 7 from the get-go. But I just don't feel like that was the plan.
Was it not? Didn't Ford state he wanted to die in the movie?

Yeah he did, but that doesn't mean JJ had planned to have Harrison die anyways. He could've shown him the script and Ford was like "Nah, I wanna die."

If that's the case, he's a cunt. If the script was unaltered, then I have no qualms with anyone. I'll just choose to criticise Abrams for the handling of his death.


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Also, can we talk about the music for a moment? And how crappy it was?

The trailers had way more badass music than the movie. Nothing new felt any good here.

The music was great to me. Didn't have that super epic trailer music vibe, but it had the sound of the Original Trilogy.


 
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Imo either Han or Chewie needed to die in this movie. If for nothing more than the simple fact that Rey needs a partner from the previous movies along with her in the Falcon.
It makes most sense for Han to be the guy seeing as the Falcon was his and it's sort of been passed down to Rey now.
I'll complete my thoughts on this when I finish dinner.


 
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If that's the case, he's a cunt. If the script was unaltered, then I have no qualms with anyone. I'll just choose to criticise Abrams for the handling of his death.
I mean, you can mindlessly speculate and assume all you want, it'll get you no answers. Some of the old generation needed to die off anyway to give room for a new generation. They couldn't simply just write them off to retire.


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Ford owes nothing to Abrams

Are you going to say anything of relevance in this entire conversation?

He doesn't owe the director anything. He owes the fans everything.
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And he's given to the fans.

"I don't want to do anymore Star Wars movies, make sure I die in the next one."

"But Harrison, that goes against everything we've plann-"

"I. Want. To die."




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I mean, you can mindlessly speculate and assume all you want, it'll get you no answers.

Okay? You act like I don't already know that.


 
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And he's given to the fans.

"I don't want to do anymore Star Wars movies, make sure I die in the next one."

"But Harrison, that goes against everything we've plann-"

"I. Want. To die."

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I mean, you can mindlessly speculate and assume all you want, it'll get you no answers.

And to that point, just because a character wants to die, it doesn't mean they're sick of their role.You ever consider some characters are more powerful because of HOW they die? Or sacrifice themselves? Ya know, something poetic? Stop looking at it so black and white and making Ford out to be some money grubbing evil guy.
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I mean, you can mindlessly speculate and assume all you want, it'll get you no answers.

Okay? You act like I don't already know that.
So in the end you're just basically getting upset over an actor without having any backstory, reasons, or even any sense of the real answer behind it.

Sounds like a typical septagon mindset :^0


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
I mean, you can mindlessly speculate and assume all you want, it'll get you no answers.

Okay? You act like I don't already know that.
Sounds like a typical septagon mindset :^0
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So, I wanted to know how Poe got off Jakku.

And how Maz came across Luke's saber, but it is an interesting story, for another time... "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." Except it would ruin the pacing of the movie if she did. Maybe a short story or comic down the line.


 
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So, I wanted to know how Poe got off Jakku.

And how Maz came across Luke's saber, but it is an interesting story, for another time... "I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." Except it would ruin the pacing of the movie if she did. Maybe a short story or comic down the line.
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Episode 8 needs a much needed cameo from Johnny Exposition.


 
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And to that point, just because a character wants to die, it doesn't mean they're sick of their role.

IF J.J. and his team of writers decided that Han needed to stay alive, and that that was the best decision for the future of Star Wars, then Ford needs to suck it up and do the movies no matter what he thinks. He's an actor, not a writer.

I never commented on why Harrison wanted Han to die, because it doesn't have any relevance to the point I'm trying to make. Stop assuming shit.

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You ever consider some characters are more powerful because of HOW they die?

NOPE. I'VE NEVER ONCE CONSIDERED THIS. IT'S A COMPLETELY ALIEN CONCEPT TO ME.

DEATH... HAS MEANING?! WHO KNEW?!

I seriously fucking hate your condescending rhetorical questions.

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Stop looking at it so black and white and making Ford out to be some money grubbing evil guy.

I did the exact opposite of that, actually. I implied he didn't care about the money.


 
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I seriously fucking hate your condescending rhetorical questions.
Well maybe you're just not as knowledgeable as I am on many a thing...

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Seriously though, you can find a reason to bitch over something literally no one else cares about, and just assume and then go "BUT IM SAYING SOMETHING ELSE >:C", so have at it.


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So in the end you're just basically getting upset over an actor without having any backstory, reasons, or even any sense of the real answer behind it.

"Kind of a shitty thing for Ford to do, to be honest."

DAMN, I'M SO UPSET.

Seriously, fuck off with this shit. It would be great if people just took my words at face value instead of assuming the meaning behind them.


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I mean, all of this is irrelevant if JJ had decided to kill Han in Ep. 7 from the get-go. But I just don't feel like that was the plan.
Was it not? Didn't Ford state he wanted to die in the movie?

Yeah he did, but that doesn't mean JJ had planned to have Harrison die anyways. He could've shown him the script and Ford was like "Nah, I wanna die."

If that's the case, he's a cunt. If the script was unaltered, then I have no qualms with anyone. I'll just choose to criticise Abrams for the handling of his death.

It's hard to say. JJ Abrams was writing this movie for a while and Han Solo is obviously vital to the plot. He's in almost all of the movie. So without Harrison Ford they wouldn't have even had the script they wrote.

So whatever they planned on doing with Han Solo, well they needed Harrison Ford.


 
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Well maybe you're just not as knowledgeable as I am on many a thing...

Ugh.

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Seriously though, you can find a reason to bitch over something literally no one else cares about, and just assume and then go "BUT IM SAYING SOMETHING ELSE >:C", so have at it.[/spoiler]

So because "no one else cares about it" (which is false, I'm sure many people share at least some of my opinion regarding Han's death and Harrison's feelings toward the character), it somehow makes it unimportant or wrong? Okay.

I haven't assumed anything this entire time. I said it was a shitty thing for Ford to do, IF HE DID IT, and you guys replied with assumptions. That's it.


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But I guess in the end -- Sort of feels like everyday its harder to stay happy where you are. There are all these ways to look through the fence into your neighbor's yard.

Why even risk it? its safer to stay distant.
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I think we are throwing out the possibility of Han Solo surviving. That would be a shocker right there.

Think Han Solo finally got killed off like Ford wanted in the past? JUST KIDDING HE'S FUCKING BACK BITCHES.
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When characters die, they need to stay dead.


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Han clone :^)

It'll be like the hit EU character Luuke Skywalker


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han solo force ghost possess a han solo clone's body, yes.


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Han clone :^)

It'll be like the hit EU character Luuke Skywalker
Just like how Obi-One Kenobi was the first of many clones :)


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NO THANK YOU.

When characters die, they need to stay dead.

Well I don't mean bring them back to life in some stupid way. But instead have him survive while everyone thinks he is dead, and he be taken prisoner somewhere or something. I dunno.


 
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I think we are throwing out the possibility of Han Solo surviving. That would be a shocker right there.

Think Han Solo finally got killed off like Ford wanted in the past? JUST KIDDING HE'S FUCKING BACK BITCHES.
Boba surviving already toes the line of unbelievable so Han getting stabbed by a lightsaber then falling many, many, many, many, many stories onto whatever he fell on AND THEN having the planet he's on go boom!?
That crosses the line and then some.


 
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Luke fell from a similar height at Bespin when his hand was cut off. It's not entirely out of left field for Han to have survived.

I still want him to remain dead, though.


 
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Oh and don't forget Leia apparently felt some ripple in the force as it cut back to her right after Han fell. So I think it's safe to say Han kicked the bucket...


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I think we are throwing out the possibility of Han Solo surviving. That would be a shocker right there.

Think Han Solo finally got killed off like Ford wanted in the past? JUST KIDDING HE'S FUCKING BACK BITCHES.
Boba surviving already toes the line of unbelievable so Han getting stabbed by a lightsaber then falling many, many, many, many, many stories onto whatever he fell on AND THEN having the planet he's on go boom!?
That crosses the line and then some.

Purely hypothetical here.

But stranger things have happened. Luke fell into what seemed like an abyss, lands perfectly into a garbage tube, slides down, then lands on an antennae while missing an arm?

and this is assuming Han isn't on the planet when it goes boom obviously. He was taken in a ship, blah blah blah, something.
Last Edit: December 20, 2015, 07:03:58 PM by Jolly Rocket