If you were to become a serial killer...

inb4 Nexus says weebs

If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target Nexus Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.

obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

You're doing it wrong.

No, no no. I'm not doing it wrong. I'm finding my first kill.

inb4 Nexus says weebs

If I had to I'd kill all weabs

I'd honestly target Nexus Bitch first

Excuse me, I hope you're not referring to Batch.
If so, my serial killing would start with this nigga right here.

obviously talking about nexus you cunt. He's a big fat bitch.

I think I'll start with sep7 members in general. Most of you are cancer.

I just love how you wallow in your own ego. Do you feel superior? Do you feel as if you are not a part of the cancer that is Sep7? Yes? Why? What separates you from us? What makes you so different from all of us? Maybe, just maybe one day youll be able to cut your umbilical cord and leave this hive of disgusting fecal matter, and maybe the you will be able to say youre superior. But right now? You are a part of the cancer. Start by killing yourself.

You're doing it wrong.

No, no no. I'm not doing it wrong. I'm finding my first kill.

No, no, no, you're doing it wrong.

People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

What about people who shorten it to coulda, woulda, shoulda?

People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

We could of been friends, man. We could of been someone. You have a camera. I had access to horses, man.

People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

What about people who shorten it to coulda, woulda, shoulda?

That's acceptable, as it's more of a clear indulgence in the common vernacular than a willful display of illiteracy.

People who use "would of/should of/could of" instead of the correct "would HAVE/should HAVE/could HAVE".

What about people who shorten it to coulda, woulda, shoulda?

That's acceptable, as it's more of a clear indulgence in the common vernacular than a willful display of illiteracy.

Baller, I'd hate to be horse raped to death.

Im not choosing a pattern. But after i kill someone id rip out their intestines and hang them from a tree with them.

Probably pooloos tbh

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What type of victim would you pick? What would be your MO? Finally, what would be your calling card be?

You don't pick a type, an MO or a name. That's how you get caught. You take your time and kill indiscriminately with no preference towards race, age or gender. Constantly change who, where and how you kill. Move around a lot. Bury some, sink some, leave some in their hourse or in public. Don't look for recognition or media attention. If that's what you're after, you wait. Obtain a little keepsake from every victim. When you're ready, have it end up at a news agency and pick a name.

ITT a guy in law school gives us serial killing advice.

Thnx fam.