Spoiler Star Wars Episode 8 Theories and Discussion Thread (may contain spoilers)

Supreme leader Snoke is NOT Mace Windu. Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Just saying.

Supreme leader Snoke is NOT Mace Windu. Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Just saying.

People honestly thought he was Mace Windu? lmao

Supreme leader Snoke is NOT Mace Windu. Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Just saying.

People honestly thought he was Mace Windu? lmao

They STILL do. I've heard the theory and it's just ridiculous.

R2-D2 is Snoke

Christian Bale Plays Shirou Emiya for some reason

Kylo Ren dies because poise is working as intended


The rest of the screen time is taken up by people fighting Warden Eternal repeatedly untill Death Star #72,000,000,900,005 explodes

Movie will be considered alright untill about a month later where someone points out some minor shot continuity error with some crate in the background and thus it shall be regarded as the worst thing ever made

My evidence is some obscure line from the robot in The Force Unleashed



This concludes my Star Wars theory on how Ezra Scarlet is the great grandson of Obi-Wan Kenobi and doctor Halsey. Remember to rate Comment and subscribe and may the Force be with you.

Supreme leader Snoke is NOT Mace Windu. Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Just saying.

People honestly thought he was Mace Windu? lmao

They STILL do. I've heard the theory and it's just ridiculous.

Wow that's just retarded. Like why would Snoke be Mace Windu? The man had both his hands sliced off by Anakin and then Palpatine shocked him to his death, and if that wasn't enough, while he was shocking him with his sith lightning, he force pushed him out the window from several stories high.

How on earth can anyone survive that?

That really is a stupid theory.

R2-D2 is Snoke

Christian Bale Plays Shirou Emiya for some reason

Kylo Ren dies because poise is working as intended


The rest of the screen time is taken up by people fighting Warden Eternal repeatedly untill Death Star #72,000,000,900,005 explodes

Movie will be considered alright untill about a month later where someone points out some minor shot continuity error with some crate in the background and thus it shall be regarded as the worst thing ever made

My evidence is some obscure line from the robot in The Force Unleashed



This concludes my Star Wars theory on how Ezra Scarlet is the great grandson of Obi-Wan Kenobi and doctor Halsey. Remember to rate Comment and subscribe and may the Force be with you.

Wut?

Supreme leader Snoke is NOT Mace Windu. Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Just saying.

People honestly thought he was Mace Windu? lmao

They STILL do. I've heard the theory and it's just ridiculous.

Wow that's just retarded. Like why would Snoke be Mace Windu? The man had both his hands sliced off by Anakin and then Palpatine shocked him to his death, and if that wasn't enough, while he was shocking him with his sith lightning, he force pushed him out the window from several stories high.

How on earth can anyone survive that?

That really is a stupid theory.

He actually only lost 1 hand, but it doesn't matter because the fall was enough to finish him off.

Supreme leader Snoke is NOT Mace Windu. Anyone who believes this is an idiot. Just saying.

People honestly thought he was Mace Windu? lmao

They STILL do. I've heard the theory and it's just ridiculous.

Wow that's just retarded. Like why would Snoke be Mace Windu? The man had both his hands sliced off by Anakin and then Palpatine shocked him to his death, and if that wasn't enough, while he was shocking him with his sith lightning, he force pushed him out the window from several stories high.

How on earth can anyone survive that?

That really is a stupid theory.

He actually only lost 1 hand, but it doesn't matter because the fall was enough to finish him off.

Oh, well I maybe wrong about that. The hand or hands I mean. Its been years since I've seen Episode 3. But yeah no one can survive the fall, and say if he did, like he landed on one of those flying speeders in episode 2 and he was able to recover after getting shocked, he'd get a mechanical hand and would come back to finish the job by killing Palpatine and fight Anakin. He wouldn't turn to the dark side.

R2-D2 is Snoke

Christian Bale Plays Shirou Emiya for some reason

Kylo Ren dies because poise is working as intended


The rest of the screen time is taken up by people fighting Warden Eternal repeatedly untill Death Star #72,000,000,900,005 explodes

Movie will be considered alright untill about a month later where someone points out some minor shot continuity error with some crate in the background and thus it shall be regarded as the worst thing ever made

My evidence is some obscure line from the robot in The Force Unleashed



This concludes my Star Wars theory on how Ezra Scarlet is the great grandson of Obi-Wan Kenobi and doctor Halsey. Remember to rate Comment and subscribe and may the Force be with you.

Wut?

Real Leak No es fake

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I'm borded as shit, dude. Dad's trying to get me to watch Gone With The Wind and I'ts an insufferable slog. y mind is going numb

I still can't help but laugh that people would think Snoke is Mace Windu, I'm laughing so hard at people thinking that would be a legitimate reality! My sides are killing me.

R2-D2 is Snoke

Christian Bale Plays Shirou Emiya for some reason

Kylo Ren dies because poise is working as intended


The rest of the screen time is taken up by people fighting Warden Eternal repeatedly untill Death Star #72,000,000,900,005 explodes

Movie will be considered alright untill about a month later where someone points out some minor shot continuity error with some crate in the background and thus it shall be regarded as the worst thing ever made

My evidence is some obscure line from the robot in The Force Unleashed



This concludes my Star Wars theory on how Ezra Scarlet is the great grandson of Obi-Wan Kenobi and doctor Halsey. Remember to rate Comment and subscribe and may the Force be with you.

Wut?

Real Leak No es fake

Spoiler

I'm borded as shit, dude. Dad's trying to get me to watch Gone With The Wind and I'ts an insufferable slog. y mind is going numb

oh

YouTube

Oh my god

My sides!

I want them to reincorporate some of the old EU into this. Because 7 felt so weird to me because for years through games and books, I had been given a very different post-ROTJ.

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Han Solo wasn't a Republic General. He didn't have the Falcon, it was in a fucking junkyard WHAT? Luke's Jedi Academy is destroyed, I'd like for it to have at least been dwindling but not totally gone.

I expected Episode 7 to reunite the big 3 onscreen, not just the actors. And now that Solo is dead, I don't see that even happening. They fucked up the biggest thing so many people were looking forward to. I wanted to see Luke, Han, and Leia together decades later.

I want them to reincorporate some of the old EU into this. Because 7 felt so weird to me because for years through games and books, I had been given a very different post-ROTJ.

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Han Solo wasn't a Republic General. He didn't have the Falcon, it was in a fucking junkyard WHAT? Luke's Jedi Academy is destroyed, I'd like for it to have at least been dwindling but not totally gone.

I expected Episode 7 to reunite the big 3 onscreen, not just the actors. And now that Solo is dead, I don't see that even happening. They fucked up the biggest thing so many people were looking forward to. I wanted to see Luke, Han, and Leia together decades later.

Agreed.

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It sucks because Harrison Ford wanted his character killed off, and Carrie Fisher died at the end of last year, even though she will be in Episode 8, its the last time we will see her.

why'd they pick such a no-name director

Well he did direct the highest rated tv episode of all time (Ozymandias from Breaking Bad).

They'll put this in

What harm are three foot deep cuts at most going to do?

why'd they pick such a no-name director

Well he did direct the highest rated tv episode of all time (Ozymandias from Breaking Bad).

He did? Cool.

why'd they pick such a no-name director

Well he did direct the highest rated tv episode of all time (Ozymandias from Breaking Bad).

that's what you call a flash in the pan

why'd they pick such a no-name director

Well he did direct the highest rated tv episode of all time (Ozymandias from Breaking Bad).

that's what you call a flash in the pan

It's still a pretty impressive accolade, I mean it's not like he's some unknown novice director or something. If he's capable of directing the best episode of what some consider the greatest tv show of all time, I'm sure he's fit to direct - in your words - a kid's film.

what some consider the greatest tv show of all time

Well then some are wrong.

what some consider the greatest tv show of all time

Well then some are wrong.

Okay let's not go off topic here. This thread is about Star Wars Episode 8, not Cory in the house.

what some consider the greatest tv show of all time

Well then some are wrong.

Anime isn't real TV though.

Come on guys. Star Wars!

Fuck anime in this case.

Unless there's anime Star Wars, then I'd laugh.

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obviously no one has anything to say about star wars right now

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obviously no one has anything to say about star wars right now

Well eventually they're going to, and I don't want this thread to get buried and autolocked when they do.

Well eventually they're going to, and I don't want this thread to get buried and autolocked when they do.

yeah, because there's totally not a star wars thread made every other week anyway

Well eventually they're going to, and I don't want this thread to get buried and autolocked when they do.

yeah, because there's totally not a star wars thread made every other week anyway

There wasn't a discussion thread that's dedicated to Episode 8 until I made this one. Now do you have anything to add about it? If not, then don't bother posting. You're only derailing the thread at this point.

There wasn't a discussion thread that's dedicated to Episode 8 until I made this one.

and there will be in a week if this one dies

there's literally nothing to talk about right now

There wasn't a discussion thread that's dedicated to Episode 8 until I made this one.

and there will be in a week if this one dies

there's literally nothing to talk about right now

Maybe not right now, but hey, the trailer for it might get revealed during the superbowl.

That would probably get a discussion going.