The future Donald Trump destroyed (why I am mad)

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 12:14:19 AM

Two of my business school buddies have been working on an idea. Prop 64 (CA legalizing pot opens some doors) made it possible to be rich.

And on the same night Donald Trump vows to deport all illegals.

Now my dream of having a sexy Mexican maid is forever dashed. She'll be deported before I can ever hire her to clean my house, and then fuck.

I had plans. Plans of penetrating markets and then her.

That bastard took my dream from me.

What will I do? Be like him and hire from Russia? It's not the same. Ain't no booty like Mexican booty. Even Arnold got some of that shit. HE'S got illegitimate kids to prove it.

What will I tell my kids? Tell me that Alt-Right. You got your way. What will I tell my kids when they have to go to some Eastern European website to pick the women who will pick them up from Junior High and bang them under fear of deportation.

They'll say "dad, Mexican women are fine and have great asses. Why do we have to have this Russian bitch with no ass?"

What do you say I tell them? Huh?

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 12:15:35 AM

Have you heard a Russian woman moan "ai poppy?" No?

Doctor Doom · November 15, 2016, 12:16:25 AM

Tell them that Russian women have great tits to make up for their lack of ass. That'll show them.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM

Quote from: DIO on November 15, 2016, 12:16:25 AM

Tell them that Russian women have great tits to make up for their lack of ass. That'll show them.

Are you mad?

Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.

Hot Mexican women though. All curves and passion

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 12:21:45 AM

Russian women. Good for a night.

Mexican maids? Good till they hit 28.

Azendac · November 15, 2016, 12:44:50 AM

We can send you over the wall with your beloved tacos, don't you know that mehico has a thriving drug and prostitution industry? You'll be living it up like pablo escobar!

True Turquoise · November 15, 2016, 05:09:18 AM

Camnator?

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 11:51:58 AM

Quote from: Azendac on November 15, 2016, 12:44:50 AM

We can send you over the wall with your beloved tacos, don't you know that mehico has a thriving drug and prostitution industry? You'll be living it up like pablo escobar!

Hell no. The point is to have my cake and eat her pussy too.

DAS B00T x2 · November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM

Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.

I don't see the problem here

Azendac · November 15, 2016, 03:54:04 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 11:51:58 AM

Quote from: Azendac on November 15, 2016, 12:44:50 AM
We can send you over the wall with your beloved tacos, don't you know that mehico has a thriving drug and prostitution industry? You'll be living it up like pablo escobar!

Hell no. The point is to have my cake and eat her pussy too.

And you'll get your goddamned cake too, it'll just be burrito flavored like her meat sandwich.

Dietrich Six · November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

🂿 · November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM

Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.

SecondClass · November 15, 2016, 11:40:42 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM

Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.

lmao fuck off deci

🂿 · November 15, 2016, 11:41:09 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:40:42 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM
Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.
lmao fuck off deci

lmao fuck off class

SecondClass · November 15, 2016, 11:41:34 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:41:09 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:40:42 PM
Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM
Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.
lmao fuck off deci

lmao fuck off class

Good one?

also get on discord jesus

🂿 · November 15, 2016, 11:42:35 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:41:34 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:41:09 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:40:42 PM
Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM
Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.
lmao fuck off deci

lmao fuck off class
Good one?

also get on discord jesus

Why?

SecondClass · November 15, 2016, 11:43:34 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:42:35 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:41:34 PM
Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:41:09 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:40:42 PM
Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM
Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.
lmao fuck off deci

lmao fuck off class
Good one?

also get on discord jesus

Why?

cause its dead rn

🂿 · November 15, 2016, 11:44:39 PM

Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:43:34 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:42:35 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:41:34 PM
Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:41:09 PM
Quote from: SecondClass on November 15, 2016, 11:40:42 PM
Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM
Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.
lmao fuck off deci

lmao fuck off class
Good one?

also get on discord jesus

Why?
cause its dead rn

Fine. But I'm not voice chatting. I don't feel like actually talking to anyone today.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 15, 2016, 11:59:14 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM

Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.

ARE YOU CHALLENGING MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS A WHITE MAN TO HAVE A SEXY MEXICAN MAID THAT I CAN THREATEN WITH DEPORTATION?

🂿 · November 16, 2016, 12:56:22 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 11:59:14 PM

Quote from: Deci on November 15, 2016, 11:36:38 PM
Oh boo fucking who. Just get a mail to order bride like Trump did and shut up.

ARE YOU CHALLENGING MY GOD GIVEN RIGHT AS A WHITE MAN TO HAVE A SEXY MEXICAN MAID THAT I CAN THREATEN WITH DEPORTATION?

Actually, now that you mention it, yeah.

Dietrich Six · November 16, 2016, 07:15:05 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

You feeling OK Charlie?

DAS B00T x2 · November 16, 2016, 07:26:04 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

disgusting

Doctor Doom · November 16, 2016, 03:07:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM

Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

Boys should look like women too.

MyNameIsCharlie · November 16, 2016, 03:19:20 PM

Disgusting faggotry

DAS B00T x2 · November 16, 2016, 03:24:15 PM

Quote from: DIO on November 16, 2016, 03:07:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

Boys should look like women too.

shit show

Doctor Doom · November 16, 2016, 03:26:26 PM

Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 16, 2016, 03:24:15 PM

Quote from: DIO on November 16, 2016, 03:07:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

Boys should look like women too.
shit show

I thought he was just in a generic maid uniform.

Azendac · November 16, 2016, 06:44:26 PM

Quote from: DIO on November 16, 2016, 03:07:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 09:15:16 PM
Quote from: Dietrich Six on November 15, 2016, 07:13:42 PM
Quote from: DAS B00T x2 on November 15, 2016, 12:14:10 PM
Quote from: MyNameIsCharlie on November 15, 2016, 12:19:13 AM
Hot Russian women have small tits. They look like failed ballet dancers.
I don't see the problem here

I was actually kind of confused too. Glad someone else said it.

Big Mexican titties. Sooo hot.

If you like little Slavettes with their 13 year old boy bodies, knock yourself out. But I disagree with your opinion. I think a woman should look like a woman.

Boys should look like women too.

rem a shit, A SHIT.