Scary moment

Earlier today I went outside to go get something from my car. I was walking back to my front door when I saw a big bird shit land right in front of me.

God dammed Owls in my palm trees are targeting me now. They already shitted all over my mom's car now they're out to get me.

You'll probably need owl exterminators.

Owls in palm trees. Wow.

i had this one moment in elementary where i was talking with my friends and i felt something wet on my shoulder and looked up and just saw this pigeon looking down on me. the look on his face was just like "come get me m8, i'm up here you cant do shit"

i dont think it was actually him, there was no white stuff obvs. i think it was rain, 'ya know, when southern California still knew what rain was

i dunno

anyways, today, i was watching a Mario Party stream where I heard a ghettobi--i mean helicopter outside and it was saying something on the loudspeaker or whatever it has and i couldnt hear it cuz of the stream. it was too incoherent and i couldnt understand it

i asked my mom about it earlier and she said it said stuff like "stop" or immediately"

some spooky stuff

i had this one moment in elementary where i was talking with my friends and i felt something wet on my shoulder and looked up and just saw this pigeon looking down on me. the look on his face was just like "come get me m8, i'm up here you cant do shit"

i dont think it was actually him, there was no white stuff obvs. i think it was rain, 'ya know, when southern California still knew what rain was

i dunno

anyways, today, i was watching a Mario Party stream where I heard a ghettobi--i mean helicopter outside and it was saying something on the loudspeaker or whatever it has and i couldnt hear it cuz of the stream. it was too incoherent and i couldnt understand it

i asked my mom about it earlier and she said it said stuff like "stop" or immediately"

some spooky stuff

I hear the ghetto bird at least once a week. It has put the light on my house a couple times. Trippy stuff.

i had this one moment in elementary where i was talking with my friends and i felt something wet on my shoulder and looked up and just saw this pigeon looking down on me. the look on his face was just like "come get me m8, i'm up here you cant do shit"

i dont think it was actually him, there was no white stuff obvs. i think it was rain, 'ya know, when southern California still knew what rain was

i dunno

anyways, today, i was watching a Mario Party stream where I heard a ghettobi--i mean helicopter outside and it was saying something on the loudspeaker or whatever it has and i couldnt hear it cuz of the stream. it was too incoherent and i couldnt understand it

i asked my mom about it earlier and she said it said stuff like "stop" or immediately"

some spooky stuff

I hear the ghetto bird at least once a week. It has put the light on my house a couple times. Trippy stuff.

same, the light is a bit uncommon, but it's definitely there

I can hear one right now as I type this in the distance lol

This made my morning

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Owl in a palm tree?

You did something to him you bitch

I don't think he's the only Owl up there. I hear multiple Owls at night.

Owl in a palm tree?

Are they not supposed to live in palm trees?

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Owl in a palm tree?

Are they not supposed to live in palm trees?

I've never thought of an owl as a tropical bird. Owls and palms aren't an association my mind makes.

It's just me, don't worry. I'll shit where I please thank-you.

Owl in a palm tree?

Are they not supposed to live in palm trees?

I've just never heard or seen an owl in being in a palm tree, I hardly see birds in them at that.

Owl in a palm tree?

Are they not supposed to live in palm trees?

I've never thought of an owl as a tropical bird. Owls and palms aren't an association my mind makes.

Well they are alive and well taking refuge in my palm trees and the other palm trees in other neighborhoods.

Would California even be considered as tropical? I live in a pretty arid area.

You did something to him you bitch

I don't think he's the only Owl up there. I hear multiple Owls at night.

It's probably
Owl 1: Have you guys seen that beaner?
Owls: Whoo? Whooo?
Owl 1: the one in *redacted* house
Owl 2: Oi, dat fagit
Owl 3: he tek my jerrrb
Owls: He took your job!?
Owl 3: He took met Jirrb
Owls: what a dick wow what a total beaner wow such jobless
Owl 1: we should totes poop on him
Owl 2: yeah let that illegal elites know we don't like his kind around these parts
You monster Jono how could you?!
 

Those owls are fig newtons.

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Owl in a palm tree?

Are they not supposed to live in palm trees?

I've never thought of an owl as a tropical bird. Owls and palms aren't an association my mind makes.

Well they are alive and well taking refuge in my palm trees and the other palm trees in other neighborhoods.

Would California even be considered as tropical? I live in a pretty arid area.

Yeah, basically all of central and southern California is desert conditions.

That stuff can kill you.