Soooo How do I go about writing a decent resume.

月 · April 12, 2015, 02:55:04 AM

Looking to find a different job and need to actually put together a resume and not just be filling out generic application BS. So what are key items/formatting guides I should follow?

Not Comms Officer · April 12, 2015, 02:56:55 AM

You an hero.

Jono · April 12, 2015, 02:57:40 AM

You browse dank memes for a living

Platinum · April 12, 2015, 02:59:00 AM

attach a photo of your mother's vagina

Elegiac · April 12, 2015, 02:59:53 AM

ink it in the blood of your enemies

Mmmmm Napalm · April 12, 2015, 03:02:40 AM

Say you're a cool guy who kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

Not Comms Officer · April 12, 2015, 03:06:06 AM

Quote from: Mmmmm Napalm on April 12, 2015, 03:02:40 AM

Say you're a cool guy who kills aliens and doesn't afraid of anything.

No, that's Halo you're thinking of.

Ushan · April 12, 2015, 03:07:35 AM

Lie and bullshit because even though the right thing to do is be honest, honesty is not conducive to commerce.

gats · April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM

Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either. List your previous job placements and include the contact details of your previous employers so they can get a reference. Maybe list your grades too.

Elegiac · April 12, 2015, 03:11:40 AM

Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM

Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either.

neeeeeeeeeerd

gats · April 12, 2015, 03:14:27 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 12, 2015, 03:11:40 AM

Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM
Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either.
neeeeeeeeeerd

Kill yourself, faggot.

Elegiac · April 12, 2015, 03:30:34 AM

Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:14:27 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 12, 2015, 03:11:40 AM
Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM
Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either.
neeeeeeeeeerd
Kill yourself, faggot.

gats · April 12, 2015, 03:31:48 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 12, 2015, 03:30:34 AM

Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:14:27 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 12, 2015, 03:11:40 AM
Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM
Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either.
neeeeeeeeeerd
Kill yourself, faggot.

you don't scare me

Elegiac · April 12, 2015, 03:32:38 AM

Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:31:48 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 12, 2015, 03:30:34 AM
Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:14:27 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 12, 2015, 03:11:40 AM
Quote from: gats on April 12, 2015, 03:10:30 AM
Sell yourself. This is for a retail position right?

Talk about why they should hire you, articulate your skills and achievements into a moderately sized paragraph. Not too long but not short either.
neeeeeeeeeerd
Kill yourself, faggot.

you don't scare me

coming for dat booty

Flee · April 12, 2015, 03:54:44 AM

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Not Comms Officer · April 12, 2015, 04:03:40 AM

Quote from: Flee on April 12, 2015, 03:54:44 AM

Just use this template.

>Flee

>Pony shit