Sometimes I fantasize about being captain Keyes

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And having master chief touch my 9mm pistol.

I'll whisper to him, "I don't keep I loaded"

And he'll say, "let me find some ammo."

Then he'll work the trigger until it fires.


 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
HAHA I TOO AM IN AGREEMENT


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but the M6D Personal Defence Weapon System fires 12.7x40mm M225 Semi-Armour-Piercing High-Explosive rounds


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‘The most inoffensive user on this website’ - Verbatim
"Do you know why they call me Keyes, mr marine?

Because only I have the keys to halo"


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The magnum is a 12.7mm.


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i sexually identity as the Keyes Loop.


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Do you like it when men punch you in the face and grab your neural implants?


 
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Rockets on my X
Do you like it when men punch you in the face and grab your neural implants?

He probably likes getting fisted.


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See you Cowgirl,
Someday, somewhere
But then halo punches him in the mouth so now he's the Burger King


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and then he leaves the room, only to come back to murder you


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and than vien wort wort worts your honk honk