Sometimes I fantasize about being captain Keyes

Solonoid · January 26, 2016, 04:40:56 AM

And having master chief touch my 9mm pistol.

I'll whisper to him, "I don't keep I loaded"

And he'll say, "let me find some ammo."

Then he'll work the trigger until it fires.

Jono · January 26, 2016, 04:42:08 AM

HAHA I TOO AM IN AGREEMENT

A Cheese Potato · January 26, 2016, 04:43:00 AM

but the M6D Personal Defence Weapon System fires 12.7x40mm M225 Semi-Armour-Piercing High-Explosive rounds

Zonda · January 26, 2016, 04:46:25 AM

"Do you know why they call me Keyes, mr marine?

Because only I have the keys to halo"

CarsGoVroom · January 26, 2016, 07:07:41 AM

The magnum is a 12.7mm.

Oh · January 26, 2016, 07:42:57 AM

i sexually identity as the Keyes Loop.

Plasma Eagle · January 26, 2016, 11:28:44 AM

Do you like it when men punch you in the face and grab your neural implants?

Sandtrap · January 26, 2016, 11:34:55 AM

Quote from: Plasma Eagle on January 26, 2016, 11:28:44 AM

Do you like it when men punch you in the face and grab your neural implants?

He probably likes getting fisted.

Septy · January 26, 2016, 11:38:36 AM

But then halo punches him in the mouth so now he's the Burger King

Jester · January 26, 2016, 12:31:30 PM

and then he leaves the room, only to come back to murder you

The Lord Ruler · January 26, 2016, 12:49:43 PM

and than vien wort wort worts your honk honk