So I decided to take a nap today before the Super Bowl. In this nap had a dream.
Quite appropriately this dream was about Football. It took pace what would have been a few days ago. My weeb friends  had convinced my to get Madden 2K18 as we discussed the our upcoming Super Bowl party,  and I was rather exited to get to play as Fireteam Osiris in this one. To celebrate the purchase we decided to play some actual Football. We invited some other students to play but a few of them were British so we had to use a soccer ball instead of an American football.
So the first inning starts and I'm the quarterback. We managed to get the ball about 3/4ths the way down the escalator so we were feeling pretty good about our chances.
So now it's the other team's turn. There Quarterback is Carmelo Anthony. The round starts, his duded hikes the ball it to him and he bowl that shit like a little bitch. That shit went 20 feet at most and we immediately tackled that British faggot that picked it up.
But here is where things go bad:
The judge is a typical Konami retard and he does not call the round. He's watching and everything but he doesn't  do jack shit. So the Britt is able to get up FOUR FUCKING TIMES tumbling down the fucking escalator and he goes with 3 guys clinging onto him at once (I never caught up, I cant run for shit.) and he gets a fucking Hole in One...fucking bullshit.

And then I woke up and this dream made me ask myself "In this world where Halo 5 and Call of fucking Duty have the most garbage stories but graphics that look almost live action at some points, why the fuck do sports games look like actual fucking garbage still?" Like seriously why is it that every other game out there have fucking live action tier graphics that span entire fucking cities, but these sports games, relegated to like 3 fucking rooms AT MOST still have the most godawful lighting, cardboard cutouts for audiences and these lifeless fucking homonculi for character models. How is it you have been improving these game EVERY FUCKING year and yet their physics are several tier's below even Halo Combat Evolved and two characters can't so much as fall over without getting stuck making out or fucking each other in the ribcage for the next half hour. It's a fucking embarrassment and the devs aught to be ashamed of themselves.


So in short the moral of this story is...

  American football

  American football

You gonna watch the Puppy Bowl then you furfag?

Only white neanderthal subhumans watch football

Fuck off Class

Quote from: XSEAN on February 05, 2017, 05:00:23 PM

  American football

You gonna watch the Puppy Bowl then you furfag?

duh

Quote from: XSEAN on February 05, 2017, 05:00:23 PM

  American football

You gonna watch the Puppy Bowl then you furfag?

Fuck

Quote from: XSEAN on February 05, 2017, 05:00:23 PM

  American football

You gonna watch the Puppy Bowl then you furfag?

Hey, that's uncalled for. What's wrong with puppies? I thought you were a dog person.