Something I realised.

Elegiac · March 22, 2015, 09:11:38 PM

Trees are so dumb because they're so overwhelmingly inbred. With the way that plants have operated during the history of life on earth, there is no possible scenario where a tree invents the wheel.

UnwornUniform · March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM

Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.

Korra · March 22, 2015, 09:14:21 PM

We are Groot.

Elegiac · March 22, 2015, 09:14:58 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM

Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.

Don't fucking try to contradict me, your argument is stupid and unscientific.

UnwornUniform · March 22, 2015, 09:17:29 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 22, 2015, 09:14:58 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM
Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.
Don't fucking try to contradict me, your argument is stupid and unscientific.

Since when did you need science to speak the truth?

Aether · March 22, 2015, 09:23:51 PM

Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM

Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.

I thought dolphins were the smartest?

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 12:06:48 AM

Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:17:29 PM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 22, 2015, 09:14:58 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM
Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.
Don't fucking try to contradict me, your argument is stupid and unscientific.
Since when did you need science to speak the truth?

Jester · March 23, 2015, 12:07:39 AM

Somebody needs to an hero

Sylvie · March 23, 2015, 06:18:46 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 12:06:48 AM

Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:17:29 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 22, 2015, 09:14:58 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM
Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.
Don't fucking try to contradict me, your argument is stupid and unscientific.
Since when did you need science to speak the truth?

He makes a lot of sense.
I never would've had my SUCCESSFUL HOMOSEXUAL CONVERSION THERAPY if my parents had listened to science.

Elegiac · March 23, 2015, 07:25:40 AM

Quote from: Sylvie on March 23, 2015, 06:18:46 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on March 23, 2015, 12:06:48 AM
Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:17:29 PM
Quote from: Elegiac on March 22, 2015, 09:14:58 PM
Quote from: TheUnwornUnicorn on March 22, 2015, 09:13:23 PM
Trees are most likely the smartest species on earth. They stand there and don't bother anyone and generally don't give a single fuck.
Don't fucking try to contradict me, your argument is stupid and unscientific.
Since when did you need science to speak the truth?

He makes a lot of sense.
I never would've had my SUCCESSFUL HOMOSEXUAL CONVERSION THERAPY if my parents had listened to science.

It's good to know that you are normal now.