Someone tell me the fucking truth. (lock this thread please)

Tomorrow on April 2nd.

Is Captian K Mart really on the forum or is this some douche-bag pretending to be him? It doesn't make any sense for someone to come back on April 1st that was one of the most high valued old Moderators on Bungie.old before he disappeared from what I heard, he went to serve his country or something. There were rumors going on that he died because he hasn't been on in a long time.

I swear if this is a joke you should be banned for impersonation. I fucking hate this holiday and I'd figure maybe the internet doesn't celebrate it for very long let alone this place, but it appears that I was wrong.

I tell you what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna go play Halo Custom Edition or PC (not sure which one I want to play yet), Go to school on this god forsaken day, Come back home, get on here, and read all of your responses.

If you're not kidding say I am not kidding at the end of your sentence so I know I'm not being fooled until this day is over. I have severe trust issues on April 1st. I can't even trust my own mom right now let alone anyone else in my family! Everyone is out to get me!

Fuck this holiday!

/rant

You're a pretty cool guy

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You're a pretty cool guy

Not falling for it.

*signs out*

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You're a pretty cool guy

For you.

Deci, shut the fuck up.

I am not kidding.

come the fuck on now

because a thread needed to be made.

Homosexuals are gay

Nigga. . .

Your a fgt

I'm not kidding.

You're a pretty cool guy

APRIL FOOLS

Does one need proof to claim that he is who is says he is? It is possible that coincidence has befallen us on this day?

lol

MFW don't even care.

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HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE THE REAL CAPTAIN K I WILL CREAM MY PANTS

Thats gross.

because a thread needed to be made.

O_O

When the fuck did you become a Ninja? Is Cheat pulling my leg here? This is a gag right?

Nigga. . .

Wanna 1v1 me on that map? I'm down.

because a thread needed to be made.

O_O

When the fuck did you become a Ninja? Is Cheat pulling my leg here? This is a gag right?

Look in the pinned topic.

Does one need proof to claim that he is who is says he is? It is possible that coincidence has befallen us on this day?

Post tomorrow as well. Then I'll believe you.

because a thread needed to be made.

O_O

When the fuck did you become a Ninja? Is Cheat pulling my leg here? This is a gag right?

Look in the pinned topic.

Great. Now I have to respect you. I don't gotta choice.

Are you fucking serious right now?

Stop being so fucking stupid Deci. For once.

Holy shit shut the fuck up

Holy shit shut the fuck up

I can't take this response with that avatar seriously.

I'm sorry. LMAO. XD

Are you fucking serious right now?

Stop being so fucking stupid Deci. For once.

I don't believe a word you're saying right now. I want this stupid day to be over already.

It's not a stupid day if you just ignore everything.

I mean...there's not really much else to say.