Someone leaked the details of the Batman v Superman fight

Mordo · April 19, 2015, 10:19:22 PM

>implying it's going to be anything else

Verbatim · April 19, 2015, 10:20:30 PM

Yu · April 19, 2015, 10:27:17 PM

>batman uses dirty tricks to distract Superman
>uses Kryptonite based weapon
>Its super effective
>Superman still manages to toss Batman around for a bit
>*Fighting intensifies*
>Batman convinces Superman to go into hiding
>End

At least, thats how it goes in my head, otherwise I'd be a fight that would last only seconds.

Ingy · April 19, 2015, 10:32:05 PM

Implying Batman doesn't have 23 backup plans

Mordo · April 19, 2015, 10:33:52 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 19, 2015, 10:32:05 PM

Implying Batman doesn't have 23 backup plans

heh, ye

TB · April 19, 2015, 10:33:54 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 19, 2015, 10:32:05 PM

Implying Batman doesn't have 23 backup plans

With prep time.

Ingy · April 19, 2015, 10:34:45 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on April 19, 2015, 10:33:52 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 19, 2015, 10:32:05 PM
Implying Batman doesn't have 23 backup plans

heh, ye

Probably predicted that shit

Korra · April 19, 2015, 10:36:08 PM

A Cheese Potato · April 19, 2015, 10:36:13 PM

Quote from: Madman Mordo on April 19, 2015, 10:33:52 PM

Quote from: Ingloriouswho98 on April 19, 2015, 10:32:05 PM
Implying Batman doesn't have 23 backup plans

heh, ye

should've had an anti fuckblamo vision shield generator instead

Nexus · April 19, 2015, 10:38:15 PM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 19, 2015, 10:36:08 PM

That gets more disturbing the more I look at it.

Turkey · April 19, 2015, 10:40:27 PM

Situations in which Batman wins against Superman are the most contrived shit in all of comic book history.

Blazed Iron · April 19, 2015, 10:45:15 PM

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that wasn't Batman asking if he bled. My best guess is that Metallo might be in this.

Mordo · April 19, 2015, 11:04:32 PM

Quote from: HurtfulTurkey on April 19, 2015, 10:40:27 PM

Situations in which Batman wins against Superman are the most contrived shit in all of comic book history.

He's never actually really "won" either, if we're talking about the main continuity.

That is, unless, you consider winning exploiting Superman's reluctance to utilize his full potential.

Korra · April 19, 2015, 11:14:26 PM

big sponge · April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM

Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM

Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM

Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.

lol get a load of this nigger

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM

Superman's gonna get humbled.

big sponge · April 20, 2015, 01:16:43 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM

Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM
Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.
lol get a load of this nigger

Plasticman is more interesting than Superman.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:18:23 AM

Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:16:43 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM
Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.
lol get a load of this nigger

Plasticman is more interesting than Superman.

This nig is on a roll!

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM

Superman's gonna get humbled.

Not Comms Officer · April 20, 2015, 01:19:25 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM

Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM
Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.
lol get a load of this nigger

He's correct. Superman is just so bland and boring.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:20:59 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 20, 2015, 01:19:25 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM
Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.
lol get a load of this nigger
He's correct. Superman is just so bland and boring.

Except that he isn't if you actually payed attention to his character.

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 01:21:32 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Superman's gonna get humbled.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick up for the omnipotent guy... poor old omnipotent guy has it so rough.

big sponge · April 20, 2015, 01:22:53 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:20:59 AM

Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 20, 2015, 01:19:25 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM
Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.
lol get a load of this nigger
He's correct. Superman is just so bland and boring.
Except that he isn't if you actually payed attention to his character.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:24:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:21:32 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Superman's gonna get humbled.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick up for the omnipotent guy... poor old omnipotent guy has it so rough.

He omnipotent? Nigga let me introduce you to...

SS could stomp Supes more ways than one.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:24:24 AM

Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:22:53 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:20:59 AM
Quote from: Not Comms Officer on April 20, 2015, 01:19:25 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:13:57 AM
Quote from: LC on April 20, 2015, 01:10:14 AM
Superman is the most boring super hero of all time.
lol get a load of this nigger
He's correct. Superman is just so bland and boring.
Except that he isn't if you actually payed attention to his character.

Grandma pls

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 01:35:13 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:24:06 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:21:32 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Superman's gonna get humbled.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick up for the omnipotent guy... poor old omnipotent guy has it so rough.
He omnipotent? Nigga let me introduce you to...

SS could stomp Supes more ways than one.

I like the way this inhuman, godlike being cracks his knuckles menacingly like some common tough guy.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:36:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:35:13 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:24:06 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:21:32 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Superman's gonna get humbled.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick up for the omnipotent guy... poor old omnipotent guy has it so rough.
He omnipotent? Nigga let me introduce you to...

SS could stomp Supes more ways than one.
I like the way this inhuman, godlike being cracks his knuckles menacingly like some common tough guy.

Well he is pretty tough and he was once a mortal until Galactus happened.

Elegiac · April 20, 2015, 01:38:28 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:36:28 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:35:13 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:24:06 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:21:32 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Superman's gonna get humbled.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick up for the omnipotent guy... poor old omnipotent guy has it so rough.
He omnipotent? Nigga let me introduce you to...

SS could stomp Supes more ways than one.
I like the way this inhuman, godlike being cracks his knuckles menacingly like some common tough guy.
Well he is pretty tough and he was once a mortal until Galactus happened.

Ah, that explains it. His blue collar working-mortal heritage. He ain't above a little posturing.

Korra · April 20, 2015, 01:39:22 AM

Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:38:28 AM

Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:36:28 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:35:13 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:24:06 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:21:32 AM
Quote from: Korra Valentine on April 20, 2015, 01:18:50 AM
Quote from: Elegiac on April 20, 2015, 01:14:57 AM
Superman's gonna get humbled.

Yeah, yeah, let's stick up for the omnipotent guy... poor old omnipotent guy has it so rough.
He omnipotent? Nigga let me introduce you to...

SS could stomp Supes more ways than one.
I like the way this inhuman, godlike being cracks his knuckles menacingly like some common tough guy.
Well he is pretty tough and he was once a mortal until Galactus happened.
Ah, that explains it. His blue collar working-mortal heritage. He ain't above a little posturing.

Of course, he became a god to serve a super god find planets to consume. Its either that or allow your planet to be eaten.