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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.
Oh dear. Is this jealousy because you're a baby in fate compared to me?


 
 
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Space Wolves > all

No need to thank me, just doing my job.
That's a funny way of spelling Imperial Guard.


 
 
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French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
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Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;


 
 
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Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people
You can't break that which is already shattered e.e

You can however continue to break the minds of the other chaps, they screamed something awful the other night e.e
Many giggles were had.


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people
You can't break that which is already shattered e.e
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You're prude, right?


 
 
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You can't break that which is already shattered e.e
Spoiler

You're prude, right?
In a manner of speaking.

Slaaneshi stuff isn't something I can say I'm fond of in any way. Gore on the other hand, that's always daijoubu.


 
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Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.
Oh dear. Is this jealousy because you're a baby in fate compared to me?
>___>

No, I'm fully aware of and accept the fact that you're likely more familiar with the Nasuverse than I am.

But you're still a nerd, nerd.


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The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.
Oh dear. Is this jealousy because you're a baby in fate compared to me?
>___>

No, I'm fully aware of and accept the fact that you're likely more familiar with the Nasuverse than I am.

But you're still a nerd, nerd.
Be mean to me more


 
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Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
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À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
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Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO


 
 
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French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

u wot m8


Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew


 
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Look at these nerds, and here I thought we started to mind break people

Says the ultra nerd.
Oh dear. Is this jealousy because you're a baby in fate compared to me?
>___>

No, I'm fully aware of and accept the fact that you're likely more familiar with the Nasuverse than I am.

But you're still a nerd, nerd.
Be mean to me more

Alright nerd.

You asked for it.

stop liking what I like, it makes it hard to say you have shit taste


 
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French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
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Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew

That's what happens when you allow the IoM to go unchallenged by anytime other than the big bad.

They become pompous self righteous pricks. Elevating the status of the Tau if the only way to keep that in check. They need a friendly rival to let them know when they're full of themselves and going to far.


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Gore on the other hand, that's always daijoubu.

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Gore on the other hand, that's always daijoubu.

Literally Psy.
lol
what comic is this?


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Gore on the other hand, that's always daijoubu.

Literally Psy.
lol
what comic is this?

The Boys. Take a look when you feel like it.


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lol
what comic is this?

The Boys. Take a look when you feel like it.
Oh...its written by Garth Ennis.

No thanks.


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the one true God is Doctor Doom and we should all be worshiping him.
Gore on the other hand, that's always daijoubu.

Literally Psy.
lol
what comic is this?

The Boys. Take a look when you feel like it.
Oh...its written by Garth Ennis.

No thanks.

He's better when he's writing major characters and not parodying them. He did some decent runs on Superman and Spider-Man, for instance.

This whole series is one giant pisstake on the very idea of superheroes, though, so I understand if it's not up your alley.


 
 
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French, Spanish, English, Italian, German, Old Norse, Old English, Russian, Ethiopian > Japameme
Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
Gue'vesa shit

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Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew

That's what happens when you allow the IoM to go unchallenged by anytime other than the big bad.

They become pompous self righteous pricks. Elevating the status of the Tau if the only way to keep that in check. They need a friendly rival to let them know when they're full of themselves and going to far.
Well I wouldn't say unchallenged, they are at war 24/7 with everything in the universe.

The size of the tau empire in comparison is laughable really, they have a cluster of systems near ultramar. Ultramar itself is larger than the Tau septs combined iirc <_<

Typical IG banter aside, if there are any aliens half worth not annihilating it's probably the space monkeys. At least until the admech figures out why they have a negative warp presence as a species <_<


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Gore on the other hand, that's always daijoubu.

Literally Psy.
lol
what comic is this?

The Boys. Take a look when you feel like it.
Oh...its written by Garth Ennis.

No thanks.

He's better when he's writing major characters and not parodying them. He did some decent runs on Superman and Spider-Man, for instance.

This whole series is one giant pisstake on the very idea of superheroes, though, so I understand if it's not up your alley.
I read his Thor: Vikings limited series...it was disgustingly bad. He seems to be only able to write decent Superman stories since he idolizes Supes and hates every other hero for some reason...even Cap :(

So yeah, its good to make some jokes but....Ennis is just so full of himself sometimes. Like Frank Miller post-DKR.


 
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Kraut and Bong I can understand, maybe even russkie and nordic

But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
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Page 86
Section 2
Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew

That's what happens when you allow the IoM to go unchallenged by anytime other than the big bad.

They become pompous self righteous pricks. Elevating the status of the Tau if the only way to keep that in check. They need a friendly rival to let them know when they're full of themselves and going to far.
Well I wouldn't say unchallenged, they are at war 24/7 with everything in the universe.

The size of the tau empire in comparison is laughable really, they have a cluster of systems near ultramar. Ultramar itself is larger than the Tau septs combined iirc <_<

Typical IG banter aside, if there are any aliens half worth not annihilating it's probably the space monkeys. At least until the admech figures out why they have a negative warp presence as a species <_<

Phone auto corrected anything to anytime for some reason so it completely changed the meaning of my post.

But yeah, it's like the Tau were introduced as this new fledgling empire that could possibly give the IoM a run for its money by absorbing IoM worlds diplomatically instead of militarily and then were forgotten by the fluff writers. I'm not a fig man so you'll have to answer this one for me. Are the Tau just a really underplayed faction or something?


 
 
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But don't you ever dare put french above anything ever again in the world ever.
Je fais ce que je veux, salope.
BUGGER ME BLIMEY YOU CROSSEYED BERK
TALK IN BRI'ISH YOU PLONKER
À goupil endormi rien ne tombe en la gueule.
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Imperial Infantryman's Uplifting Primer: Damocles Gulf edition

>believing propaganda
Smurf Shill pls go and stay go

Ultramarines are lame.



Now Tau on the other hand are pretty cool.

IMPERIUM STRONK



Bayonets break against superior Tau mechanized battle suits.
Nuffink can stand against the might of the imperium
balls
of
adamantium

Except for the Orks, Chaos, Nids, and Necrons.
Orks and IoM have fought for longer than Chaos have been trouble in the galaxy, Nids are beatable but they broke the fluff with the tip of the spear stuff, necrons have always been the game enders.

And they can all stand against the might of the IoM.

If the Tau were larger they probably could too, but when was the last time the Tau got a proper bit of fluff?
Stand against it, sure. They don't last when the sledgehammer starts to beat against their skulls though, the IoM never runs out of bodies to throw into the meatgrinder of victory.

Probably when the Damocles crusade ended, the tau started suing for ceasefire talks with the IG who were quite content to just slowly grape the tau back to their home planet. Then the nids turned up at macragge and they went 'oh, right well maybe we should stop wasting time with the blue space monkeys and go fight a more dangerous foe'

Now the two kind of just glare at each other, the IoM is busy with other priorities and the tau doesn't want to get itself noticed by senpai as a bigger threat than the usual fare because that's game over for them.

The implication of larger being that they'd have a similar industrial capacity of the IoM. Cause right now they're kinda like the most neglected faction.

That'll never happen though because the fig buying neck beards would flip shit if anyone other than a big bad was able to challenge the IoM. That and they don't want the IoM to have to sit back and question if a society run by ultra right wing religious zealots and corrupt military officials is viable in the long term.

Cause you know, I think it might be a little bit better if 40k fluff was more than Mary-sue, Gary-stu, and Edgy McRetard battles with the occasional dose of we totally aren't doing this because we just got legally ass raped.
Weeaboo space commie tears are deliciously salty ;x;

It's not my fault that GW is obsessed with their sheckles and panders to their lowest common denominator!

FUCK OFF GUE'LA

GET OFF MY PEACEFUL AGRARIAN WORLD

ROOOOOOOOOO
Jews Workshop is the worst, that goes without saying.

However, rejoice in the fact that your precious monkeys will forever be lost in the stalemate. Nothing they gain cannot be retaken, they might take three steps forwards and then a hundred back when the hammer comes to play.

Rejoice that the imperium allows the tau to live, because they aren't worth the attentions of the superior species.

Oh lawd this sounds like the eldar.

ew

That's what happens when you allow the IoM to go unchallenged by anytime other than the big bad.

They become pompous self righteous pricks. Elevating the status of the Tau if the only way to keep that in check. They need a friendly rival to let them know when they're full of themselves and going to far.
Well I wouldn't say unchallenged, they are at war 24/7 with everything in the universe.

The size of the tau empire in comparison is laughable really, they have a cluster of systems near ultramar. Ultramar itself is larger than the Tau septs combined iirc <_<

Typical IG banter aside, if there are any aliens half worth not annihilating it's probably the space monkeys. At least until the admech figures out why they have a negative warp presence as a species <_<

Phone auto corrected anything to anytime for some reason so it completely changed the meaning of my post.

But yeah, it's like the Tau were introduced as this new fledgling empire that could possibly give the IoM a run for its money by absorbing IoM worlds diplomatically instead of militarily and then were forgotten by the fluff writers. I'm not a fig man so you'll have to answer this one for me. Are the Tau just a really underplayed faction or something?
Actually with the lastest/more recent (I forget which) rule iteration they suddenly ruined the game balance again so people are making Allied armies out of Tau and Eldar. Eldar have some of the best CQB units and the Tau have some of the best ranged units. You mix the two into a unified force because of their allegiance matchup and suddenly it's a rapetrain to rival the necrons.