Someone broke into my car.

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They didn't do any damage or take anything. They just left a note.


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Dear neighbor,

You left your car unlocked. I could have been a thief. I am not. This is why you should buy a gun, support the police and Donald Trump.

I live in a pretty safe area. Crime's not really a problem. I'm confused how supporting Trump makes me safer. I get the police and I guess buying a gun (even if I disagree)

We live in weird times

And yes, this really happened. I don't really care if you don't believe me.


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lol that's pretty funny


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How would a gun lock your car when you forget to lock it and you aren't around it?
did that make sense?


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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.


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pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.

I told you, I could give a shit if you believe me or not. I'm not here for sympathy or validation. Do I think there are asshats that believe that Trump entitles them to this sort if f behavior? Obviously that's a big ten four. Do I care about convincing you or anyone else? Nope. You'll believe what you will despite what's proven to your satisfaction or not. And what does convincing you mean in the grand scheme of things anyways? Not very much.


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pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.

I told you, I could give a shit if you believe me or not. I'm not here for sympathy or validation. Do I think there are asshats that believe that Trump entitles them to this sort if f behavior? Obviously that's a big ten four. Do I care about convincing you or anyone else? Nope. You'll believe what you will despite what's proven to your satisfaction or not. And what does convincing you mean in the grand scheme of things anyways? Not very much.
I mean why not just post a pic of the letter


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pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.

I told you, I could give a shit if you believe me or not. I'm not here for sympathy or validation. Do I think there are asshats that believe that Trump entitles them to this sort if f behavior? Obviously that's a big ten four. Do I care about convincing you or anyone else? Nope. You'll believe what you will despite what's proven to your satisfaction or not. And what does convincing you mean in the grand scheme of things anyways? Not very much.
I mean why not just post a pic of the letter

Cause I have no desire to dig it out of the trash. My reaction was to tell myself that I was indeed lucky he wasn't a thief, throw it away and make a point  to start locking my car at night.


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Weirdly, I'm actually a little more at ease knowing there's some militant righty running around my neighborhood at night like Batman. If a criminal really does make his way to my neighborhood, I can rest easy that redneck batman will sort him out.


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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.

I told you, I could give a shit if you believe me or not. I'm not here for sympathy or validation. Do I think there are asshats that believe that Trump entitles them to this sort if f behavior? Obviously that's a big ten four. Do I care about convincing you or anyone else? Nope. You'll believe what you will despite what's proven to your satisfaction or not. And what does convincing you mean in the grand scheme of things anyways? Not very much.
I mean if you went through all this trouble of making a thread and retelling the story, it really wouldn't hurt to take a quick photo, everyone has a phone and usb cord these days so it's not like i'm asking for much.


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pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.

I told you, I could give a shit if you believe me or not. I'm not here for sympathy or validation. Do I think there are asshats that believe that Trump entitles them to this sort if f behavior? Obviously that's a big ten four. Do I care about convincing you or anyone else? Nope. You'll believe what you will despite what's proven to your satisfaction or not. And what does convincing you mean in the grand scheme of things anyways? Not very much.
I mean if you went through all this trouble of making a thread and retelling the story, it really wouldn't hurt to take a quick photo, everyone has a phone and usb cord these days so it's not like i'm asking for much.

I don't have an imgr or whatever it's called. I'm not gonna create an account so you would believe me. Especially since I don't really care if you do or not.


 
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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
pics or it didn't happen. This is the second Trump related car incident you've posted and both times you didn't show any proof. I'd link you some instances of people faking Trump induced harassment, but Chally will bully me.

I told you, I could give a shit if you believe me or not. I'm not here for sympathy or validation. Do I think there are asshats that believe that Trump entitles them to this sort if f behavior? Obviously that's a big ten four. Do I care about convincing you or anyone else? Nope. You'll believe what you will despite what's proven to your satisfaction or not. And what does convincing you mean in the grand scheme of things anyways? Not very much.
I mean if you went through all this trouble of making a thread and retelling the story, it really wouldn't hurt to take a quick photo, everyone has a phone and usb cord these days so it's not like i'm asking for much.

I don't have an imgr or whatever it's called. I'm not gonna create an account so you would believe me. Especially since I don't really care if you do or not.
It's not that I think you're lying, it's just a really simple thing to do that makes the story more enjoyable to hear.


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Meh. Frankly after camnator posted my kids' pics saying he wanted to fuck them, I really have like zero desire to post anything actually belinging to me.


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We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent. I remembered the line from the shitlord scripture the Bhagavad Reeeeeeeta; Kek is trying to persuade the prince that he should save his people, and to impress him takes on his frog-headed form, and says, "Now I am become meme, the destroyer of cucks." I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
Meh. Frankly after camnator posted my kids' pics saying he wanted to fuck them, I really have like zero desire to post anything actually belinging to me.
That's fucked up, you don't mess with people's kids.


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Well I just found out my roommate got into a car wreck on the way up to Big Bear, so that's....great.

Holy shit. He ok?


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Well I just found out my roommate got into a car wreck on the way up to Big Bear, so that's....great.

Who did he vote for?


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Well I just found out my roommate got into a car wreck on the way up to Big Bear, so that's....great.

Holy shit. He ok?
Don't know yet, but he did text me saying that the car is totaled.

I hope he's alright. That's some scary shit.


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Well I just found out my roommate got into a car wreck on the way up to Big Bear, so that's....great.

Who did he vote for?


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Well I just found out my roommate got into a car wreck on the way up to Big Bear, so that's....great.

Holy shit. He ok?
Don't know yet, but he did text me saying that the car is totaled.

I hope he's alright. That's some scary shit.
He hasn't responded to anything since so I hope so.

Give him some time. If you get to morning with nothing you can call CHP for a status if you know his name and plate number


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Well I just found out my roommate got into a car wreck on the way up to Big Bear, so that's....great.

Holy shit. He ok?
Don't know yet, but he did text me saying that the car is totaled.

I hope he's alright. That's some scary shit.
He hasn't responded to anything since so I hope so.

Give him some time. If you get to morning with nothing you can call CHP for a status if you know his name and plate number
That's good to know, thanks.

Also, if he has an iPhone and you know his itunes login, you can always use the find my phone feature to peg where his phone's at. If it's a hospital, then you know where to call.


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So this guy walks around testing people's car locks just to pull this shit?


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So this guy walks around testing people's car locks just to pull this shit?

I dunno. I was thinking about that yesterday. I think it's my neighbor directly across from me. When I moved in he was trying to get us to join the neighborhood watch. He sees me when I get home and is the only one who'd notice that I don't usually lock my car.


 
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So this guy walks around testing people's car locks just to pull this shit?

I dunno. I was thinking about that yesterday. I think it's my neighbor directly across from me. When I moved in he was trying to get us to join the neighborhood watch. He sees me when I get home and is the only one who'd notice that I don't usually lock my car.

So they're either a creep that tries random people's car doors to leave notes or they're a creep that watches people when they get home and not lock their car doors.


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Lock your motherfucking door dude wtf


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So this guy walks around testing people's car locks just to pull this shit?

I dunno. I was thinking about that yesterday. I think it's my neighbor directly across from me. When I moved in he was trying to get us to join the neighborhood watch. He sees me when I get home and is the only one who'd notice that I don't usually lock my car.

So they're either a creep that tries random people's car doors to leave notes or they're a creep that watches people when they get home and not lock their car doors.

Pretty much. Like I said above: Redneck Batman