You are the first man

clum clum · September 07, 2015, 08:32:46 PM

You are in the first man who will step on Mars. What are your first words?

My words would be;

"In 1969, one man took a step for all mankind. With this step, humans will begin to find their stride."

alphy · September 07, 2015, 08:34:26 PM

"i'm draw a dick in the dirt lol"

DAS B00T x2 · September 07, 2015, 08:35:25 PM

Where all da blue bitches at?

clum clum · September 07, 2015, 08:39:08 PM

"You're one tight astronaut, Bob."

Coomer · September 07, 2015, 08:47:16 PM

"What's the wifi?"

Sandtrap · September 07, 2015, 08:58:30 PM

"Hey where all da white wimen at?"

Ushan · September 07, 2015, 09:02:33 PM

"Looks like a dusty shithole."

Zonda · September 07, 2015, 09:07:32 PM

"ayy lmao"

nosejob · September 07, 2015, 09:14:58 PM

"That's one small joke for man, one dank meme for mankind"

Batch · September 07, 2015, 11:27:28 PM

"Fuck you Chuck Norris I got here first"

Jester · September 07, 2015, 11:33:13 PM

"I gotta take a piss"