So this went better than I expected. When I arrived at the place, all my shit was scattered throughout the yard. So I started picking them up when some southerner started yelling "AY, WHAT YOU DOIN MOTHAFUCKA? THIS IS MY FRIEND RALPHIES YARD." I say that Ralphie stole my shit and that I was retrieving it.

He takes a step towards me so I reach in my jacket (nothing was in it) and slowly take my hand out. He starts backing up, I load up my truck, and go to the Police station and tell them what happened. They said that there isn't much they could do, so I just went back to my house.

This outcome was such a letdown

You should give us the address so that we can send them glitter or some shit.

Like, nobody even got stabbed or anything ffs
You suck OP.

was your shit damaged?

My TV got a few scratches

Like, nobody even got stabbed or anything ffs
You suck OP.

I may pay Ralphie a visit in the future.

Pretty sure someone came into my apartment once while I was sleeping stuff was gone

You were raped, Septy.

You got all of your stuff back?

And they just left it outside?

You got all of your stuff back?

And they just left it outside?

Yes.

They're rednecks. They do stupid shit like that.

Send every CoD and Minecraft player that their Youtube is there.

Post their address

Well if they like your shit so much, shit on their doorstep