Hol up

Ender · June 07, 2016, 07:36:17 PM

We tha Muthafuckaz of tha United Hoods, up in Order ta form a mo' slick Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide fo' tha common defense, promote tha general Welfare, n' secure tha Blessingz of Liberty ta ourselves n' our Posterity, do ordain n' establish dis Constipation fo' tha United Hoodz of America.

🂿 · June 07, 2016, 07:38:43 PM

We, therefore, tha Representativez of tha united Statez of America, up in General Congress, Assembled, appealin ta tha Supreme Judge of tha ghetto fo' tha rectitude of our intentions, do, up in tha Name, n' by Authoritizzle of tha phat Muthafuckaz of these Colonies, solemnly publish n' declare, That these United Colonies are, n' of Right ought ta be Jacked n' Independent States; dat they is Absolved from all Allegiizzle ta tha British Crown, n' dat all ballistical connection between dem n' tha State of Great Britain, be n' ought ta be straight-up dissolved; n' dat as Jacked n' Independent States, they have full Juice ta levy War, conclude Peace, contract Alliances, establish Commerce, n' ta do all other Acts n' Things which Independent States may of right do fo' realz. And fo' tha support of dis Declaration, wit a gangbangin' firm reliizzle on tha protection of divine Providence, we mutually pledge ta each other our Lives, our Fortunes n' our sacred Honor.

True Turquoise · June 07, 2016, 07:40:36 PM

>I git called a nizzle all tha time
>"YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT RACISM IS"

lmao

Bein considered unequal aint inequality. Inequalitizzle is when a funky-ass black muthafucka whoz mo' qualified than a white muthafucka don't git tha thang cuz his thugged-out lil' punk-ass black. (Even though dat tendz ta be tha opposite these days)

Booty need ta look good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Men don't. Thatz how tha fuck thangs are.

Booty shouldn't be up in combat roles. We've had dis rap already. It aint nuthin but not bout tha lack of a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dick, itz bout not bein able ta pick up a wounded brutha cuz you too weak.

It takes suttin' fo' a playa ta have sec wit a shitload of dem hoes. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. All a biatch has ta do is say yeaaaa ta tha hundredz of pimps houndin afta her muthafuckin ass.

pls edit this into your serious reply

Mr. Psychologist · June 07, 2016, 07:42:27 PM

How tha fuck can you peep tha fuck into mah eyes like open doors?
Leadin you down tha fuck into mah core where I've become so numb
Without a ass mah spiritz chillin somewhere cold
Until you find it there n' lead it back home

Mr. Psychologist · June 07, 2016, 07:47:58 PM

Fuck dat shit, playas lose they shiznit when a white thug kills a funky-ass black thug n' aint punished.

This muthafucka was caught at it n' found guilty. Justice was served. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! Whites don't feel oppressed by blacks so they have not a god damn thang ta protest up in tha streets about.

Why you tryin ta make dis bout race is cuz you bustin all these menstrual gymnastics tryin ta prove ta yo ass dat "blacks is tha real racists" or whatever tha hell it is you say.

Ender · June 07, 2016, 07:53:21 PM

Quit oppressin mah dirty ass.

OT: Yo ass should be proud as a muthafucka of bein Gangsta, if yo ass aint. Therez a shitload of playary surroundin tha scam dat "Yo ass shouldn't be proud as a muthafucka of bein born up in random circumstances". Fuck you, biatch. Yo ass can n' ought ta be proud as a muthafucka of contributin ta a cold-ass lil ghetto which has been all up in tha forefront of tha ghetto since tha 1930s, n' you should be proud as a muthafucka dat yo' ghettomen of all stripes gotz a cold-ass lil comparatively solid record on tolerance, liberty n' free expression. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch. Is Tha Ghetto perfect, biatch? Not by a long-shot yo, but pride be reppin tha process of pimpment; tha trip of improvement, if you wanna be a horny-ass bout dat shit.

Tha Ghetto don't need ta be slick fo' yo' pride. Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck takes pride up in bein handed suttin' perfect, anyway, biatch? At tha straight-up least you should be fuckin grateful n' willin ta cook up a effort ta contribute ta its improvement.

Verbatim · June 07, 2016, 08:02:34 PM

shiiiiieeeet I need to head back to tha lab n work on mah ebonics cuzz, i cant be keepin up wit dis shit, yall fuckas is cray

Mr. Psychologist · June 07, 2016, 08:07:12 PM

Bane: We is nothing. We is tha dirt beneath yo' Nikes fo' realz. And no one cared whoz ass I was until I put on the mask...
Dum diddy-dum, here I come biaaatch! Who tha fuck we is do not matter n' shit. What mattas is our plan.

CIA: If I pull dis off, will you die?

Bane: It would be mad painful yo.

CIA: Yo ass be a funky-ass big-ass muthafucka -

Bane: For you, biatch.

CIA: Was bein caught part of yo' plan?

Bane: Of course. Dr. Shiiit, dis aint no joke. Pavel refused our offer up in favor of yours. Our thugged-out asses had to know what tha fuck tha pimpin' muthafucka holla'd at you bout us.

...

CIA: Well props, you got yourselves caught. Whatz tha next step of yo' masta plan?

Bane: Crashin dis plane...

Bane: With naw survivors.

Mr. Psychologist · June 07, 2016, 08:12:23 PM

Da-Da-Da-Da-Daa
It's the mothafuckin' D O double G
(Snoop Dawwwwg)
Da-Da-Da-Da-Daa
You know I'm mobbin with the D R E

Smoke memes erryday

Naru · June 07, 2016, 08:13:13 PM

>I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy hears me n' calls me a playa
>I know da thug was just jealouz of mah devotion fo' Shrek
>I called his ass a playaaaaaa
>Dude slaps me n' sendz me ta chill like a pimp
>I’m bustin up like a biatch now, n' mah grill hurts
>I lay up in bed n' it’s straight-up cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is movin towardz me
>It’s Shrek
>I be so happy
>Dude whispers tha fuck into mah ear “This is mah swamp.”
>Dude grabs me wit his bangin ogre handz n' puts me down onto mah handz n' knees
>I’m ready
>I spread mah ass-cheeks fo' Shrek
>Dude penetrates mah butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it fo' Shrek
>I can feel mah booty tearin as mah eyes start ta water
>I push against his wild lil' force
>I wanna please Shrek
>Dude roars up in a mighty roar as he fills mah booty wit his fuckin love
>I be a gangsta yo, but y'all knew dat n' mah daddy strutts in
>Shrek looks his ass straight up in tha eyes n' say “It’s all ogre now, nahmeean?”
>Shrek leaves all up in mah window
>Shrek is love. Right back up in yo muthafuckin ass. Shrek is game.

challengerX · June 08, 2016, 05:41:32 AM

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Oh · June 08, 2016, 07:23:48 AM

ender stop memeing.

Mr. Psychologist · June 08, 2016, 07:27:46 AM

Quote from: challengerX on June 08, 2016, 05:41:32 AM

Quote from: True Turquoise on June 07, 2016, 07:40:36 PM
>I git called a nizzle all tha time
>"YOU DONT HAVE A CLUE WHAT RACISM IS"

lmao

Bein considered unequal aint inequality. Inequalitizzle is when a funky-ass black muthafucka whoz mo' qualified than a white muthafucka don't git tha thang cuz his thugged-out lil' punk-ass black. (Even though dat tendz ta be tha opposite these days)

Booty need ta look good. Y'all KNOW dat shit, muthafucka! I be fly as a gangbangin' falcon, soarin all up in tha sky dawwwwg! Men don't. Thatz how tha fuck thangs are.

Booty shouldn't be up in combat roles. We've had dis rap already. It aint nuthin but not bout tha lack of a gangbangin' finger-lickin' dick, itz bout not bein able ta pick up a wounded brutha cuz you too weak.

It takes suttin' fo' a playa ta have sec wit a shitload of dem hoes. I aint talkin' bout chicken n' gravy biatch fo' realz. All a biatch has ta do is say yeaaaa ta tha hundredz of pimps houndin afta her muthafuckin ass.

pls edit this into your serious reply
lmao what the hell is wrong with you guys

We have seen the light.

Mr. Psychologist · June 08, 2016, 07:49:12 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 07, 2016, 06:44:37 PM

Quote from: Kits on June 07, 2016, 06:42:38 PM
I thought cheerio shit was against the rules?

I think its spam. But Mr Psychologist just did similar shit with this meme in Gaming so I call double standards.

Hey, so long as its not DaddiesxCummies, I don't care. I actually like this meme unlike DaddiesxCummies.

It's not against the rules and it's not spam.

Spam is filling a thread up with mindless repeated images or daddyposting walls of emojis. This is an art form of shitposting.

Dietrich Six · June 08, 2016, 11:51:47 AM

Quote from: Verbatim on June 07, 2016, 08:02:34 PM

shiiiiieeeet I need to head back to tha lab n work on mah ebonics cuzz, i cant be keepin up wit dis shit, yall fuckas is cray

I'll pop the truck on yo bitch ass

🂿 · June 08, 2016, 02:47:44 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 08, 2016, 07:49:12 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 07, 2016, 06:44:37 PM
Quote from: Kits on June 07, 2016, 06:42:38 PM
I thought cheerio shit was against the rules?

I think its spam. But Mr Psychologist just did similar shit with this meme in Gaming so I call double standards.

Hey, so long as its not DaddiesxCummies, I don't care. I actually like this meme unlike DaddiesxCummies.
It's not against the rules and it's not spam.

Spam is filling a thread up with mindless repeated images or daddyposting walls of emojis. This is an art form of shitposting.

oh

Jocephalopod · June 08, 2016, 03:01:28 PM

these discord inside memes are off the chain

Ender · June 08, 2016, 05:58:40 PM

Quote from: Jocephalopod on June 08, 2016, 03:01:28 PM

shhhh keep it secret

Pippen · June 08, 2016, 06:17:31 PM

Why does Ender always bring these wierd memes to Sep7?

Oh, discord

I need in

Kitsune 狐 · June 08, 2016, 07:54:34 PM

Quote from: Mr. Psychologist on June 08, 2016, 07:49:12 AM

Quote from: Decimator Omega on June 07, 2016, 06:44:37 PM
Quote from: Kits on June 07, 2016, 06:42:38 PM
I thought cheerio shit was against the rules?

I think its spam. But Mr Psychologist just did similar shit with this meme in Gaming so I call double standards.

Hey, so long as its not DaddiesxCummies, I don't care. I actually like this meme unlike DaddiesxCummies.
It's not against the rules and it's not spam.

Spam is filling a thread up with mindless repeated images or daddyposting walls of emojis. This is an art form of shitposting.

Naru · June 08, 2016, 09:00:02 PM

-DADDYPOSTING URGES INTENSIFIES-