I'm just a regular joe, with a regular job
I'm your average white, suburbanites slob
I like football and porno
And books about war
I got an average house with a nice hard wood floor
But sometimes that's not enough to keep a man like me interested
No way uh uh no way
I gotta go out and have fun at someone else's expense
I'm an asshole oh yeah oh yeah yeah yeah
I'm an asshole ole-ee-oo
Some of you ask why I still post... You should know