So instead of taking a solid look at my life, determining where everything went so shit, and deciding to work on myself, I have been living in a constant state of mental breakdown and only deriving pleasure from getting high marks and anonymous sex.

So basically the same as anyone else in college.

I am pleased to report that I am now heterosexual, but not for the reasons you might think. In fact, my method for achieving heterosexuality was pretty much the opposite of what you'd expect. Unless, that is, you know me that well.

My dad is p much broke. He says he got a new job but hell if I know whether that's true or not. My mom is the same two faced cretin as ever. She'll keep being nice to me until she wants something I bet. My sister is doing very well for herself and I visit her in New York often. She is still dating Cheat and they're getting married in like 2020 or something who the fuck knows. Lesbians yeesh.

I spend most of my days shitposting on discord now, as shitposting online is tedious.

AMA me anything

Happy birthday rick

Did somebody say... RICK?

Ur mom gay is an original NFKRZ mem.

No u

Are you feeling happier

I guess?

i do not care about you

How was your day today?