So was Charlie and the Chocolate Factory an actual documentary

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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I never saw the end of it so I don't know what happened but it seems like the type of thing that would happen in America


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I thought it took place in Germany


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uhhh...

- korrie
It was a terrible movie.


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Yes.
At the end of the movie, Willy Wonka was charged with evidence of multiple cases of paedophillia and selling children to buyers in the Middle East.


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Documentary?... No, it was a shitty remake.

A REALLY shitty remake.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
I thought it took place in Germany

did it


this explains things


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It was also revealed that the Oompa Loompas were sex slaves that he grew in test tubes.


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
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AUGUSTUS MY CHILD THAT IS NOT A GOOD THING TO DO


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"Ornate chandeliers suspended from a vaulted ceiling lit the spacious chamber; Jack tilted his gaze overhead and noticed how far away they were.  His thoughts wove around those bright lights, like a dance of ether masses spiraling in precious unison. Why must we try to clutch desperately for the mere threads of this world when we can clasp onto a tapestry of untold magnificence beyond this plane of existence?"
You can't really explain Oompa Loompas now can you


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Jacob Potila was actually a Jacob Flotilla of lies.- WarTurkey
You can't really explain Oompa Loompas now can you

WelI I can't really explain gravy either but I know it's real


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The chocolate river was made of melted black people


 
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The remake can go fuck itself.

The old movie is way better.


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The chocolate river was made of melted black people
How else do you think chocolate is made?


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Yes.
At the end of the movie, Willy Wonka was charged with evidence of multiple cases of paedophillia and selling children to buyers in the Middle East.

What kind of pedophile horribly murders and dismembers kids with illiegal millitary grade bio-weapons instead of molesting them?
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Willy Wonka was a fucking arms dealer.

You don't actually think he invented a god damn space aged teleportation device/matter compactor and Biological engineered Birds capable of producing metal eggs to sell chocolate do you?
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We always say to fight fire, you must use fire. This is wrong. Fighting fire with fire will leave scars and a new flame will rise. We must instead use water. It is the opposite of fire, it extinguishes the fire, it cools, it refreshes, it heals. We are made up of 70% water, we are not made up of 70% fire. Please practice what we truly are
The remake can go fuck itself.

The old movie is way better.


 
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On the behind the scenes it said it was a documentary