Some girl text me last night wondering what I was doing, so I text back the usual, me being a fat fuck sitting on my ass all day stuffing my piehole with various amounts of foods consisting of fat and sugar while playing PC games in my hot, sweaty room as i feel my kidneys fail from my only source of hydration being soda. I get a reply, "Nice" she says, a minute passes, then "you can come over to my place if you want, no ones here ". So now I haul my ass to her place knowing that shit boutta get real. She lived quite far away but I would walk five hundred miles and I would walk five hundred more just to be the man who walked a thousand miles to fall down at your door.