So there's this girl at work

 
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Goodness gracious, great balls of lightning!
She sits by herself at break time and has a bangin' body. Lord knows I'd smash.

Do I change my wallpaper to naked anime girls and let her use my phone if she asks?

 
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only after getting her attention by nonchalantly blaring your anime music in the library

 
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Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2017, 04:25:46 AM
only after getting her attention by nonchalantly blaring your anime music in the library
Does this count
YouTube

 
 
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But seriously tho, she's easily a 9/10. I would put her just below that girl I used to work with at Target last year who probably is like a super model right now or something.

The other girls there who are also attractive will sit together and talk and shit. Wonder why she sits alone. Knowing my luck she already has a bf or is married.

 
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Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2017, 04:28:22 AM
Quote from: Verbatim on August 08, 2017, 04:25:46 AM
only after getting her attention by nonchalantly blaring your anime music in the library
Does this count
YouTube

No, it doesn`t. Here, I have a nyan weapon of mass damage to your brain.
YouTube

 
 
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jono you look like you run a youtube channel that reviews kfc's newest products i dont think you have a chance with a 9/10

 
 
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If you know, you know.
Skinny dip your tip in her coffee while maintaining seductive eye contact with her (obv).

 
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Quote from: Snake on August 08, 2017, 04:42:55 AM
jono you look like you run a youtube channel that reviews kfc's newest products i dont think you have a chance with a 9/10
I don't touch KFC. I am a man of class.

I want to personally thank that semi-truck driver who crashed through the local KFC. He saved a lot of lives that day.

 
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Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2017, 04:44:50 AM
Quote from: Snake on August 08, 2017, 04:42:55 AM
jono you look like you run a youtube channel that reviews kfc's newest products i dont think you have a chance with a 9/10
I don't touch KFC. I am a man of class.

I want to personally thank that semi-truck driver who crashed through the local KFC. He saved a lot of lives that day.

hahaha

 
 
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Quote from: ねこ on August 08, 2017, 04:43:25 AM
I think you have a better chance with that grocery store girl.
Wait who

 
 
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Quote from: ねこ on August 08, 2017, 04:51:46 AM
Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2017, 04:48:39 AM
Quote from: ねこ on August 08, 2017, 04:43:25 AM
I think you have a better chance with that grocery store girl.
Wait who
Remember? She smiled at you, and Chally made you go back to see her again.
Am I missing the joke here

I wouldn't mind smashing that MILF that thanked me for my "excellent service" when I used to be a cashier tho
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Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2017, 04:53:20 AM
Quote from: ねこ on August 08, 2017, 04:51:46 AM
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Quote from: ねこ on August 08, 2017, 04:43:25 AM
I think you have a better chance with that grocery store girl.
Wait who
Remember? She smiled at you, and Chally made you go back to see her again.
Am I missing the joke here

I wouldn't mind smashing that MILF that thanked me for my "excellent service" when I used to be a cashier tho

It's another Ian reference

 
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Excuse me, I'm full of dog poison
I'm going to let you in on a little secret, really beautiful women are seldom hit on because they intimidate dudes. I have been punching above my weight basically my whole life because I push past my social anxiety and talk to them.

Doesn't hurt to have a conversation and feel out the situation.

 
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change your wallpaper to Eddie, that would get her wet for sure...

 
 
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Quote from: Luke on August 08, 2017, 02:57:22 PM
change your wallpaper to Eddie, that would get her wet for sure...
Book of Souls Eddie?

 
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Quote from: Jono on August 08, 2017, 03:01:11 PM
Quote from: Luke on August 08, 2017, 02:57:22 PM
change your wallpaper to Eddie, that would get her wet for sure...
Book of Souls Eddie?

yes, and pull out your own heart and offer it to her

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does this stuff even work?
i dont think you're ugly. you look average at least. So many hot girls date either average looking or ugly guys. The least you can do is just strike a casual conversation with her and gauge how interested she is.

 
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Quote from: Twisted Innards on August 08, 2017, 06:56:35 AM
I'm going to let you in on a little secret, really beautiful women are seldom hit on because they intimidate dudes. I have been punching above my weight basically my whole life because I push past my social anxiety and talk to them.

Doesn't hurt to have a conversation and feel out the situation.

yeah this. you'll never know unless you try.

 
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Show her Avatar, a real mans anime

 
 
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A guy sat with her at break and they seemed to be well acquainted. They weren't there at lunch or last break.

Well, back to the drawing board.

 
 
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Haha jokes on you, no one takes their breaks at the same time here.

Quote from: challengerX on August 09, 2017, 05:27:57 PM
ok Ian

 
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Oh, hey.
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Quote from: challengerX on August 09, 2017, 05:27:57 PM
Quote from: Jono on August 09, 2017, 04:19:00 AM
A guy sat with her at break and they seemed to be well acquainted. They weren't there at lunch or last break.

Well, back to the drawing board.
ok Ian
I'm serious though

Fuck relationships. I'm not even gonna bother thinking about trying anymore. Money is more important anyways.