So the baby is here

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He's named Kaiden. He's going to grow up into a whining faggot


 
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I can picture it already.


 
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Grats on owning a noise making, poop and puking machine as well.



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Grats on owning a noise making, poop and puking machine as well.
It's not mine


 
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Grats on owning a noise making, poop and puking machine as well.
It's not mine

Grats on being in the close proximity of the owners who now own a noise making, poop and puking machine.


 
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fuck you
get ready to babysit and change diapers


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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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no


 
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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.



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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!


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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...


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Grats on owning a noise making, poop and puking machine as well.
It's not mine

Grats on being in the close proximity of the owners who now own a noise making, poop and puking machine.
Mad cause you can't even do the thing that makes children.


 
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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?



 
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Grats on owning a noise making, poop and puking machine as well.
It's not mine

Grats on being in the close proximity of the owners who now own a noise making, poop and puking machine.
Mad cause you can't even do the thing that makes children.



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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.


 
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This is not the greatest sig in the world, no. This is just a tribute.
Better than Ashley.


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get ready to babysit and change diapers
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no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.


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get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha

no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.
Is this your excuse for being single?


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get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha

no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.
I'm not against having kids, I'd just rather not have them more than I'd rather have them


 
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Rockets on my X
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha

no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.
Is this your excuse for being single?

No. My "excuse" is that I'm not very social. I've a tendancy to turn away from people. Insecurities project rather easily. Both males and females are good at reading each other subconsciously.

Show no interest towards somebody, and they'll show no interest back.

My handy dandy excuse is that I've constructed my own discomfort. It's a bit tricky to change on a dime.


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get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha

no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.
Is this your excuse for being single?

No. My "excuse" is that I'm not very social. I've a tendancy to turn away from people. Insecurities project rather easily. Both males and females are good at reading each other subconsciously.

Show no interest towards somebody, and they'll show no interest back.

My handy dandy excuse is that I've constructed my own discomfort. It's a bit tricky to change on a dime.
Edgy.


 
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Rockets on my X
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha

no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.
I'm not against having kids, I'd just rather not have them more than I'd rather have them

Aha, there we are. Give it a few decades maybe. People change all the time. It's a better outlook anyway though. Too many young people making kids they can't take care of.

We got off track though.

I bet you.

You'll be handed the poop and puke machine to take care of at one point.


 
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Rockets on my X
get ready to babysit and change diapers
ha

no

It truly is inevitable.

Time to learn parenting 101 Lemon.
never

No, see, it'll be good. Parenting 101. Drop the baby on somebody else to take care of. If you know how to be a proper parent, then when and if you have kids, you'll know how to raise them correctly!

By dropping them on somebody else to take care of!
not having kids, so...

Soooo.........

Good luck having a partnership beyond one night stands with somebody who has to fight off their natural parental instincts all the time?
Not everyone wants kids you know.

Of course not! But, most do.

And, take in random factors and unplanned things too.

So here's my wager to you. What are your odds that you're going to find somebody who doesn't want kids? Or who might suddenly change their mind in the future once they get closer and closer to the point of no return, and not being able to have kids?

Skip the semantics.

Piss poor.
Is this your excuse for being single?

No. My "excuse" is that I'm not very social. I've a tendancy to turn away from people. Insecurities project rather easily. Both males and females are good at reading each other subconsciously.

Show no interest towards somebody, and they'll show no interest back.

My handy dandy excuse is that I've constructed my own discomfort. It's a bit tricky to change on a dime.
Edgy.

Well, you get what you pay for. You asked, I answered.

What were you expecting? Sunshine and bunnies? Some excuses? Maybe a big long paragraph?


 
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Also. You might be right Lemon. I've never met a person named Kaiden that wasn't a collossal faggot.


 
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fuck you
get ready to babysit and change diapers
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no
if i do it, so will you buh buh


 
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Eat it and consume its power


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If you know, you know.
Have fun babysitting.


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