So, that money spending day again.

Batch · February 12, 2015, 07:57:50 PM

Ahhh yes, the ads about love and men buying things for women, jewellery so on so forth, hell it got me thinking, and I even asked Mrs Batch the question "What does a women get for a man", she replied "Honestly, nothing"

Cause what do you get a guy on this day? It's mainly a male targeted female appreciation day, and don't say it's targeted toward getting sex, if you're in a healthy relationship, that shouldn't be an issue.

So, what does a women get a guy on Valentines day? (heavily implied) if not anything at all?

*sips tea*

Dustin · February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM

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Luciana · February 12, 2015, 07:59:01 PM

Uhh... shit I dunno, m8.

It depends on what the guy wants. You could always just get him some teddy bear or something to be safe and call it day. It's supposed to be sweet so if he's not a TOTAL cunt, he'd appreciate whatever you got him.

Edit: Also, gimme some tea

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:03:00 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 07:59:01 PM

Uhh... shit I dunno, m8.

It depends on what the guy wants. You could always just get him some teddy bear or something to be safe and call it day. It's supposed to be sweet so if he's not a TOTAL cunt, he'd appreciate whatever you got him.

Edit: Also, gimme some tea

*hands cuppa tea*

Yeah I guess so, it's the day to be cute and turn in the man card, but I'd be okay with that, hell you're spending the day with the person who you can let your guard down to so why not.

*sips tea*

Luciana · February 12, 2015, 08:07:40 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:03:00 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 07:59:01 PM
Uhh... shit I dunno, m8.

It depends on what the guy wants. You could always just get him some teddy bear or something to be safe and call it day. It's supposed to be sweet so if he's not a TOTAL cunt, he'd appreciate whatever you got him.

Edit: Also, gimme some tea
*hands cuppa tea*

Yeah I guess so, it's the day to be cute and turn in the man card, but I'd be okay with that, hell you're spending the day with the person who you can let your guard down to so why not.

*sips tea*

Well you might be. I aint got no Valentine this year because I'm too lazy for a relationship right now.

That's my way of saying I can't GET one. At least not for extended periods.

Jim · February 12, 2015, 08:09:58 PM

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Luciana · February 12, 2015, 08:10:46 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 12, 2015, 08:09:58 PM

I fucking hate the way you post.

It's infuriating.

Because I know you're probably an autistic neckbeard who thinks he's hot shit.

Me ;~;?

DAS B00T x2 · February 12, 2015, 08:11:27 PM

Fuck that.
I'm getting a little extra pay next week, so I think I'm gonna buy me some more bourbon and an NVA Wachregiment-Friederich Engels greatcoat. It's like a valentines gift to myself.

Nexus · February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM

Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM

I'd happily accept candy and sex

Too bad it will never be offered.

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:17:51 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 12, 2015, 08:09:58 PM

I fucking hate the way you post.

It's infuriating.

Because I know you're probably an autistic neckbeard who thinks he's hot shit.

Tell me what I haven't already heard constantly? If it's the tea thing? Two words pal, it's two words xD
I like hows there's a comment about it each post I make though, I thank you for your contribution, good day now.

*sips tea*

Also I keep my facial hair trimmed and refined thankyou.

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:18:17 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM

Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

ayyyyyy

*sips tea*

Jim · February 12, 2015, 08:19:05 PM

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Luciana · February 12, 2015, 08:19:50 PM

No fighting guise ;(

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:19:52 PM

Quote from: Jimpressions on February 12, 2015, 08:19:05 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:17:51 PM
Quote from: Jimpressions on February 12, 2015, 08:09:58 PM
I fucking hate the way you post.

It's infuriating.

Because I know you're probably an autistic neckbeard who thinks he's hot shit.
Tell me what I haven't already heard constantly? If it's the tea thing? Two words pal, it's two words xD
I like hows there's a comment about it each post I make though, I thank you for your contribution, good day now.

*sips tea*

Also I keep my facial hair trimmed and refined thankyou.
It's everything about you

Oh? Explain, so I can get a better understanding?

*sips tea*

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:20:18 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 08:19:50 PM

No fighting guise ;(

Secretly wants to be my Valentine :3

*sips tea*

Luciana · February 12, 2015, 08:20:41 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:20:18 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 08:19:50 PM
No fighting guise ;(
Secretly wants to be my Valentine :3

*sips tea*

Yes

get me something then.

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:25:27 PM

Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 08:20:41 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:20:18 PM
Quote from: Luciana on February 12, 2015, 08:19:50 PM
No fighting guise ;(
Secretly wants to be my Valentine :3

*sips tea*
Yes

get me something then.

Happiness?

*sips tea*

Luciana · February 12, 2015, 08:27:43 PM

What a shit gift

worst Valentine EVER

clum clum · February 12, 2015, 08:31:37 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM

Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

The mattress might offer sex, though.

DAS B00T x2 · February 12, 2015, 08:37:45 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 12, 2015, 08:31:37 PM

Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

The mattress might offer sex, though.

Inanimate objects can't consent to sex.

However, they can't say no ether.

Naru · February 12, 2015, 08:38:50 PM

I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:39:57 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 12, 2015, 08:38:50 PM

I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....

Where do you work?

*sips tea*

McDonalds or something was it?

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:40:47 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 12, 2015, 08:37:45 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 12, 2015, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

The mattress might offer sex, though.
Inanimate objects can't consent to sex.

However, they can't say no ether.

Neither can a person if you tape their mouth shut

*sips tea*

Epsira · February 12, 2015, 08:41:02 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 12, 2015, 08:37:45 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 12, 2015, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

The mattress might offer sex, though.
Inanimate objects can't consent to sex.

However, they can't say no ether.

Neither can corpses.
It's good to see we're on the same page.

clum clum · February 12, 2015, 08:41:38 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 12, 2015, 08:37:45 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 12, 2015, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

The mattress might offer sex, though.
Inanimate objects can't consent to sex.

However, they can't say no ether.

I could only imagine the miserable existence that his mattress leads. Dustin stumbles into his room, horny and angry from being a lonely permavirgin. The mattress, unable to move or interact with the surrounding stimuli, can only watch in horror as he unveils his tiny, shriveled dried up raisin dick and attempts to have intercourse with it.

It can't even kill itself, because it's a mattress. What kind of hell would that be?

clum clum · February 12, 2015, 08:42:01 PM

Quote from: Epsira on February 12, 2015, 08:41:02 PM

Quote from: ⱭAS ᗺ00T x2 on February 12, 2015, 08:37:45 PM
Quote from: Numb Digger on February 12, 2015, 08:31:37 PM
Quote from: Nexus on February 12, 2015, 08:14:25 PM
Quote from: Dustin' on February 12, 2015, 07:58:58 PM
I'd happily accept candy and sex
Too bad it will never be offered.

The mattress might offer sex, though.
Inanimate objects can't consent to sex.

However, they can't say no ether.
Neither can corpses.
It's good to see we're on the same page.

There's nothing quite like cracking open a cold one.

Luciana · February 12, 2015, 08:42:04 PM

Quote from: Numb Digger on February 12, 2015, 08:41:38 PM

.

I have to say this. Your name is amazing. I laughed a little too much.

Naru · February 12, 2015, 08:48:43 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:39:57 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 12, 2015, 08:38:50 PM
I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....
Where do you work?

*sips tea*

McDonalds or something was it?

Yes, made my rough draft for my 2 weeks, gonna upload it here.

Batch · February 12, 2015, 08:49:57 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 12, 2015, 08:48:43 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:39:57 PM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 12, 2015, 08:38:50 PM
I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....
Where do you work?

*sips tea*

McDonalds or something was it?
Yes, made my rough draft for my 2 weeks, gonna upload it here.

Well, you're not alone there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*sips tea*

Naru · February 12, 2015, 08:51:04 PM

Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:49:57 PM

Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 12, 2015, 08:48:43 PM
Quote from: Batch on February 12, 2015, 08:39:57 PM
Quote from: Naru (っ◕‿◕)っ on February 12, 2015, 08:38:50 PM
I'll be working... And be alone.

Uuuuggh....
Where do you work?

*sips tea*

McDonalds or something was it?
Yes, made my rough draft for my 2 weeks, gonna upload it here.
Well, you're not alone there ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

*sips tea*

wut